Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Tim Minear , in Minearverse 5 :
Working WGA members make a lot of dosh. I think trying to make it sound like we're paid like teachers is a wrongheaded notion. It's nothing like being a teacher. When I'm doing a show, I stand in a room with a big board and a marker and try to get a roomful of profane wiseasses to focus and do their work. I assign them projects, then when they turn in their work I go over it with a red pen.
That came out wrong.
Tom Scola, responding to news that the new season of 24 will be postponed due to the writers strike:
"My name is Jack Bauer, and today is the shortest day of my life."
Corwood in Heroes (nonspoilery)
Rejected slogans for this season:
*Save the coupon, save $5
*How do you stop an exploding ant?
*Five minutes gone
Tom continues his roll in Natter 55:
tommyrot:
Now I wanna see Earworm - the Musical!
Tom Scola:
Isn't that called Mama Mia?
Allyson in B'craxy:
I'm never opposed to bullshit consensus, but I am not Spartacus.
In Bitches:
erikaj: I used to tell my mother that I wouldn't be mad if she cheated on my father, that actually it would explain a whole hell of a lot, but that's not so funny now that my stepfather ran off with somebody. But she understood, anyway, and said "I'm sorry. He really is your dad."
NoiseDesign: I made that wish about my sister more than once. In my case in turned out to be true.
Cass: It's like a Disney dream. Except you got a kilt and really nice single malt in the end instead of a prince.
In Supernatural:
P.M. Marcontell: Oh, KRIPKE. Such a cutiehead weirdocakes.
Cass: It's like our siren song...
Monique in Heroes (spoilery for the 11/12/07 ep):
Dude. The only way they could have made the Adam and Peter meet-up scene slashier was to have Adam ride Peter piggy-back style through that wall.
In Bitches:
Ginger
I'm now feeling guilty that my life is not exciting enough for my dog.-t
Leave the house and come back, your dog will be very excited.
In Natter --
ita: Police charged pop singer Boy George with false imprisonment on Tuesday after he allegedly chained a man to a wall at his London home.
Wolfram: He didn't want him to come and go?