Hee.
Ginger in Bitches: Curse your geeky but inevitable crossposts.
Man, just ascend already.
Willow ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
brenda m - Nov 06, 2007 2:37:29 am PST #9440 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Kathy A - Nov 06, 2007 2:35:44 pm PST #9441 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Theodosia in Natter:
When your computer peripherals start with the suicide threats, it's time to pack it in.
Vortex - Nov 06, 2007 5:51:51 pm PST #9442 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm just the set up:
Vortex: am I the only one who saw "nipples"
ita: Nope. There were nipples on my monitor too.
BigDuluth - Nov 06, 2007 7:24:04 pm PST #9443 of 10000
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
ita in Bitches:
My doctor just asked me what I want to do about my migraines.
Uh, stop having them. Ball's in your court, MD.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 07, 2007 5:57:47 am PST #9444 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tim Minear , in Minearverse 5 :
Working WGA members make a lot of dosh. I think trying to make it sound like we're paid like teachers is a wrongheaded notion. It's nothing like being a teacher. When I'm doing a show, I stand in a room with a big board and a marker and try to get a roomful of profane wiseasses to focus and do their work. I assign them projects, then when they turn in their work I go over it with a red pen.
That came out wrong.
DXMachina - Nov 08, 2007 6:44:10 am PST #9445 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tom Scola, responding to news that the new season of 24 will be postponed due to the writers strike:
"My name is Jack Bauer, and today is the shortest day of my life."
Jessica - Nov 08, 2007 10:24:15 am PST #9446 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Corwood in Heroes (nonspoilery)
Rejected slogans for this season:
*Save the coupon, save $5
*How do you stop an exploding ant?
*Five minutes gone
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2007 10:32:03 am PST #9447 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tom continues his roll in Natter 55:
tommyrot:
Now I wanna see Earworm - the Musical!
Tom Scola:
Isn't that called Mama Mia?
Jessica - Nov 09, 2007 10:15:24 am PST #9448 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Allyson in B'craxy:
I'm never opposed to bullshit consensus, but I am not Spartacus.
Pix - Nov 09, 2007 5:47:44 pm PST #9449 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
erikaj: I used to tell my mother that I wouldn't be mad if she cheated on my father, that actually it would explain a whole hell of a lot, but that's not so funny now that my stepfather ran off with somebody. But she understood, anyway, and said "I'm sorry. He really is your dad."
NoiseDesign: I made that wish about my sister more than once. In my case in turned out to be true.
Cass: It's like a Disney dream. Except you got a kilt and really nice single malt in the end instead of a prince.