Tommyrot: It's the "often at great risk" thing that confuses me. Car chases? Knife fights? Those billionaire philanthropists lead a life of danger.
Jesse: Dude, you have no idea -- Warren Buffett faces more ninjas before lunch than I do all day.
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DavidS - Sep 28, 2007 5:20:15 am PDT #9373 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
amych - Sep 29, 2007 5:02:49 am PDT #9374 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Bitches, Fay attains enlightenment, or at least something like it:
So - reiki. I remain open-minded, but unconvinced at this juncture. It does not help one's case as a Reiki Master to start talking about the fall of Atlantis or pyramids being built by teleportation. (My response, I confess, was "...er, yes. On Stargate. But in the real world, the latest theory - backed up by archeological evidence - is that the pyramids were built by the farmers during the times of inundation, that they were paid workers, and that the stones were raised by the use of earthworks around the pyramid. Um.") Or the Great Pyramids being designed by Thoth and Osiris. Or making lots of random spurious claims and backing them up with vague "it's been documented that" assertions. Because, yo, I could write that my cat flies around the room farting green flames and singing 'O Canada', and that would be documentary evidence of flaming flying Canada-loving felines. Whilst still being, you know, total crap.
Jars - Sep 30, 2007 11:22:32 am PDT #9375 of 10000
Amusing post juxtaposition in Natter. Because I am twelve.
tommyrot:
76-Year-Old Man With Purple Urine
Jesse:
Make it into parfaits!
brenda m - Sep 30, 2007 11:23:29 am PDT #9376 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one to go there.
Jesse - Sep 30, 2007 11:44:39 am PDT #9377 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pfft.
Pix - Sep 30, 2007 2:01:36 pm PDT #9378 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Tom Scola: Maybe we should program the board to immediately post "Why did I follow the link? Why? Why?" right after ita posts one.
DXMachina - Sep 30, 2007 2:55:14 pm PDT #9379 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I wonder if ita posts links using only her pinky?
Polter-Cow - Oct 01, 2007 9:20:55 am PDT #9380 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot, in Bitches:
Now I'm thinking Attila Ghengis Hitler would be a bad name.
Steph L. - Oct 01, 2007 2:57:28 pm PDT #9381 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter:
ita: The last krav birthday party I attended had a pinata. I'm a little surprised no one was killed.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2007 3:33:53 am PDT #9382 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
LOLBuffista, by Sarameg:
IT HAZ WURDZ? I READZ IT.