In Natter:
Tom Scola: Maybe we should program the board to immediately post "Why did I follow the link? Why? Why?" right after ita posts one.
'Time Bomb'
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In Natter:
Tom Scola: Maybe we should program the board to immediately post "Why did I follow the link? Why? Why?" right after ita posts one.
I wonder if ita posts links using only her pinky?
tommyrot, in Bitches:
Now I'm thinking Attila Ghengis Hitler would be a bad name.
In Natter:
ita: The last krav birthday party I attended had a pinata. I'm a little surprised no one was killed.
LOLBuffista, by Sarameg:
IT HAZ WURDZ? I READZ IT.
In Natter:
Tom Scola: It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?
Jars: In my world, if two socks are the same colour, they're a pair.
In Heroes:
Matt tBF:
I'm fairly confident that if I knew someone was reading my mind, I could make myself think of things sufficiently unpleasant or shocking to remove their desire to do so. A lifetime of watching horror movies could come in handy. Along with certain experiences at Disneyworld.
aurelia:
Finally, a use for goatse.
eta: Thanks, Todd!
Sail, that's from Heroes.
Childhood games in Natter.
Ple: I played with my model horses. There was a very elaborate society (each housing unit made up of one of the 12x12 squares of linoleum on my floor), complete with marriages, affairs, rich slumlords, and noble poverty. It was like an equine telenovela. The money was Tiddleywinks.
My friend and I used to stage Barbie executions. That was always fun.