Pfft.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jesse - Sep 30, 2007 11:44:39 am PDT #9377 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pix - Sep 30, 2007 2:01:36 pm PDT #9378 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Tom Scola: Maybe we should program the board to immediately post "Why did I follow the link? Why? Why?" right after ita posts one.
DXMachina - Sep 30, 2007 2:55:14 pm PDT #9379 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I wonder if ita posts links using only her pinky?
Polter-Cow - Oct 01, 2007 9:20:55 am PDT #9380 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot, in Bitches:
Now I'm thinking Attila Ghengis Hitler would be a bad name.
Steph L. - Oct 01, 2007 2:57:28 pm PDT #9381 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter:
ita: The last krav birthday party I attended had a pinata. I'm a little surprised no one was killed.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2007 3:33:53 am PDT #9382 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
LOLBuffista, by Sarameg:
IT HAZ WURDZ? I READZ IT.
Pix - Oct 02, 2007 9:08:51 am PDT #9383 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Tom Scola: It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?
Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 11:30:35 am PDT #9384 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jars: In my world, if two socks are the same colour, they're a pair.
SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2007 5:58:58 pm PDT #9385 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Heroes:
Matt tBF:
I'm fairly confident that if I knew someone was reading my mind, I could make myself think of things sufficiently unpleasant or shocking to remove their desire to do so. A lifetime of watching horror movies could come in handy. Along with certain experiences at Disneyworld.
aurelia:
Finally, a use for goatse.
eta: Thanks, Todd!
Toddson - Oct 03, 2007 6:22:10 am PDT #9386 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sail, that's from Heroes.