LOLBuffista, by Sarameg:
IT HAZ WURDZ? I READZ IT.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Oct 02, 2007 3:33:53 am PDT #9382 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pix - Oct 02, 2007 9:08:51 am PDT #9383 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Tom Scola: It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?
Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 11:30:35 am PDT #9384 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jars: In my world, if two socks are the same colour, they're a pair.
SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2007 5:58:58 pm PDT #9385 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Heroes:
Matt tBF:
I'm fairly confident that if I knew someone was reading my mind, I could make myself think of things sufficiently unpleasant or shocking to remove their desire to do so. A lifetime of watching horror movies could come in handy. Along with certain experiences at Disneyworld.
aurelia:
Finally, a use for goatse.
eta: Thanks, Todd!
Toddson - Oct 03, 2007 6:22:10 am PDT #9386 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sail, that's from Heroes.
DavidS - Oct 03, 2007 12:38:44 pm PDT #9387 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Childhood games in Natter.
Ple: I played with my model horses. There was a very elaborate society (each housing unit made up of one of the 12x12 squares of linoleum on my floor), complete with marriages, affairs, rich slumlords, and noble poverty. It was like an equine telenovela. The money was Tiddleywinks.
My friend and I used to stage Barbie executions. That was always fun.
Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2007 2:22:05 pm PDT #9388 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Heroes' Spoiler Font
kat perez: Good googly moogly! Peter is smokin' hot. Losing his memory and getting the crap knocked out of him has done that boy a world of good. Hello, shoulders!
Cass - Oct 04, 2007 2:42:13 am PDT #9389 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Bev, a long time back, being very Supernatural
: because in my 'verse Wash is still flying Serenity
Liese S. - Oct 04, 2007 7:38:10 am PDT #9390 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee. Toddson in Boxed Set:
You know, with all the handwaving on this board, we could almost skip the internet and go straight to semaphore.
Theodosia - Oct 05, 2007 2:53:18 am PDT #9391 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot, contemplating complaints that sex toys are too loud:
I'm now imagining a sex toy with loud buzzers and sirens and a-oooh-gah horns and a synthesized voice proclaiming, "WARNING - GENITAL STIMULATION COMMENCING."