Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Erin's
personal Back-to-School Night hell (in Bitches):
At least you don't have to try and talk to them in your completely ungrammatical pidgin Spanish. "It is nice to meet you. Excuse me, my Spanish is very bad. Necessary is your son to study more. No homework! We work more homework! Thank you."
Stephanie in Apocolypse:
(I had an ultrasound to make sure all was okay this morning and it is. Also, in true PR tradition, they gave me 3 ultrasound shots of his penis/testicles, but none of his head/face/body/anything else.)
tommyrot in Natter:
Now I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.
Zenkitty in Natter:
I look forward to telecommuting, but I also fear that I will never speak to another human being again. They'll find me one day dead in my kitchen, having choked on a fish oil capsule, with my throat eaten by the neighborhood cat. They'll say, she died doing what she loved - taking healthy supplements and feeding cats.
A hat trick in Natter:
sarameg: Today has a theme. It's You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
ita: sara, that was totally last week's theme.
tommyrot: You have GOT to be fucking kidding me 2: WTF Boogaloo.
Jessica: ... this morning on my way to the subway, I saw a girl with a whale-tail-tramp-stamp. (Which is to say, a tattoo in the shape of a thong peeking out of the top of her jeans. For all those times when you just want to look trashy without the bother of actually putting on underwear?)
The always witty Shrift in Natter:
This warms the black cockles of my crusty little punkass heart.
Vortex , in Natter:
Any vegan who tries to take away my bacon will find out first hand how I believe in the killing of animals.
In Bitches, which was kinda porny today:
Someone:
o wait! I wonder if that tear-in-eye->whatAreYouThinking->AnalSex situation was something contrived in Hustler or some such mag for guys to get some back door action. Adding to the "I'm a sensitive 90's kind of guy that just wants to be held.... (and fuck you up the ass)"
Billytea:
Ok, that's a woman with amazingly flexible shoulder joints.
The someone is omnis_audio.