The always witty Shrift in Natter:
This warms the black cockles of my crusty little punkass heart.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Scrappy - Sep 25, 2007 9:48:01 am PDT #9361 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 25, 2007 10:36:27 am PDT #9362 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Vortex , in Natter:
Any vegan who tries to take away my bacon will find out first hand how I believe in the killing of animals.
flea - Sep 25, 2007 4:29:52 pm PDT #9363 of 10000
information libertarian
In Bitches, which was kinda porny today:
Someone:
o wait! I wonder if that tear-in-eye->whatAreYouThinking->AnalSex situation was something contrived in Hustler or some such mag for guys to get some back door action. Adding to the "I'm a sensitive 90's kind of guy that just wants to be held.... (and fuck you up the ass)"
Billytea:
Ok, that's a woman with amazingly flexible shoulder joints.
Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:31:57 pm PDT #9364 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
The someone is omnis_audio.
Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:38:07 pm PDT #9365 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
or omnis_audis depending on how you look at it.
Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:51:03 pm PDT #9366 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Oops, typo.
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 5:09:43 pm PDT #9367 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kristin T: Nothing like coming home to sex talk!
billytea: Yeah. Unless you still live with your parents.
omnis_audis - Sep 25, 2007 8:02:58 pm PDT #9368 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sniffle... sniffle.... Duno what's worse. Being "someone" or having your one of your bestest friends spell your name wrong... sniffle... sniffle.
(hands luggage to KirtisnT for her trip to guilt)
Pix - Sep 25, 2007 8:11:01 pm PDT #9369 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
t sticks tongue out at omnis
t /natter
Liese S. - Sep 26, 2007 12:06:34 pm PDT #9370 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Steph L. in Natter:
See, *real* moral failings are much harder to criticize from a car window: "You claim to be in favor of a working wage and affordable health insurance for everyone, but I saw you shopping at Wal-Mart, which clearly contradicts your previously stated beliefs!"
That would have to be one really sloooooow drive-by.