I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 25, 2007 10:36:27 am PDT #9362 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Vortex , in Natter:

Any vegan who tries to take away my bacon will find out first hand how I believe in the killing of animals.


flea - Sep 25, 2007 4:29:52 pm PDT #9363 of 10000
information libertarian

In Bitches, which was kinda porny today:

Someone:

o wait! I wonder if that tear-in-eye->whatAreYouThinking->AnalSex situation was something contrived in Hustler or some such mag for guys to get some back door action. Adding to the "I'm a sensitive 90's kind of guy that just wants to be held.... (and fuck you up the ass)"

Billytea:

Ok, that's a woman with amazingly flexible shoulder joints.


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:31:57 pm PDT #9364 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The someone is omnis_audio.


Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:38:07 pm PDT #9365 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

or omnis_audis depending on how you look at it.


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:51:03 pm PDT #9366 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oops, typo.


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 5:09:43 pm PDT #9367 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kristin T: Nothing like coming home to sex talk!

billytea: Yeah. Unless you still live with your parents.


omnis_audis - Sep 25, 2007 8:02:58 pm PDT #9368 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sniffle... sniffle.... Duno what's worse. Being "someone" or having your one of your bestest friends spell your name wrong... sniffle... sniffle.

(hands luggage to KirtisnT for her trip to guilt)


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 8:11:01 pm PDT #9369 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t sticks tongue out at omnis

t /natter


Liese S. - Sep 26, 2007 12:06:34 pm PDT #9370 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Steph L. in Natter:

See, *real* moral failings are much harder to criticize from a car window: "You claim to be in favor of a working wage and affordable health insurance for everyone, but I saw you shopping at Wal-Mart, which clearly contradicts your previously stated beliefs!"

That would have to be one really sloooooow drive-by.


Liese S. - Sep 26, 2007 9:40:47 pm PDT #9371 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

serial comms. Debetesse in Boxed Set:

(Exposition fairies love pilot season. They all get together and watch the new shows and compare notes and say things like, "Oooh, nicely integrated." and "You did not just do voice-over. Oh my Gawd, we need to stage an intervention")