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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Sep 17, 2007 9:27:39 am PDT #9345 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

X-posty goodness in Bitches:

NoiseDesign: Here's how out of it I was this morning when my alarm went off. I just discovered I have my boxers on backwards.

Jilli VoiceOfReason: Drew, that's wonderful news! I'm so excited for you!


Pix - Sep 17, 2007 9:27:41 am PDT #9346 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Um. I stuttered. Sorry!


Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2007 5:22:43 am PDT #9347 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: Gmaaaarrrr hatimah tova, Nilly.


Ailleann - Sep 19, 2007 9:59:00 am PDT #9348 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

shrift in Natter:

I'd totally crossdress for justice, though.


beekaytee - Sep 19, 2007 10:48:12 am PDT #9349 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Gud in Book Club:

The sign at the Potter's house was heartwarming, the realization that the lurkers support Harry in graffiti.


Zenkitty - Sep 19, 2007 4:45:59 pm PDT #9350 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea's report of his conversation with Wallybee on familial weirdness:

Billytea: Let's have Brendan over for dinner.
Wallybee: We can't invite him over, he's weird.
Billytea: Have you looked at me lately?
Wallybee: No!
Billytea: Look at me now, behold the weirdness!
Wallybee: No, no no! Don't make me!
Billytea: Look upon the visage of the one true William!!
Wallybee: I'm blinded! Help, help!


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 5:23:47 pm PDT #9351 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?


billytea - Sep 19, 2007 6:56:48 pm PDT #9352 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?

Yep. Not that I mind him being COMM'd and claiming it for my own.


Vortex - Sep 20, 2007 6:18:35 am PDT #9353 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Context, shmontext

Juliebird in Heroes:

Great, now I'm reading "Herpes".


Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2007 6:35:50 am PDT #9354 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's actually in the Heroes thread. Speaking of shmontext.