Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:31:57 pm PDT #9364 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The someone is omnis_audio.


Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:38:07 pm PDT #9365 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

or omnis_audis depending on how you look at it.


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:51:03 pm PDT #9366 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oops, typo.


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 5:09:43 pm PDT #9367 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kristin T: Nothing like coming home to sex talk!

billytea: Yeah. Unless you still live with your parents.


omnis_audis - Sep 25, 2007 8:02:58 pm PDT #9368 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sniffle... sniffle.... Duno what's worse. Being "someone" or having your one of your bestest friends spell your name wrong... sniffle... sniffle.

(hands luggage to KirtisnT for her trip to guilt)


Pix - Sep 25, 2007 8:11:01 pm PDT #9369 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t sticks tongue out at omnis

t /natter


Liese S. - Sep 26, 2007 12:06:34 pm PDT #9370 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Steph L. in Natter:

See, *real* moral failings are much harder to criticize from a car window: "You claim to be in favor of a working wage and affordable health insurance for everyone, but I saw you shopping at Wal-Mart, which clearly contradicts your previously stated beliefs!"

That would have to be one really sloooooow drive-by.


Liese S. - Sep 26, 2007 9:40:47 pm PDT #9371 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

serial comms. Debetesse in Boxed Set:

(Exposition fairies love pilot season. They all get together and watch the new shows and compare notes and say things like, "Oooh, nicely integrated." and "You did not just do voice-over. Oh my Gawd, we need to stage an intervention")


JZ - Sep 27, 2007 9:25:47 am PDT #9372 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

SusanW in Bitches:

So I'm working away on my manuscript. A colonel is flattering his commanding officer a bit, talking about the utter success of their most recent action.

He called it "a glorious battle."

In my mind's eye, my characters instantly morphed from humans in the elegant officers' uniforms of 200 years ago, developing ridged foreheads and growing long, long hair. Their discreet glasses of claret disappeared, replaced with great goblets of blood wine. My colonel's concern that the general would give him a stern tongue-lashing upon learning he allowed an important enemy leader to slip through his fingers became shame and terror that his fearsome commander would declare him without honor and kill him where he stood.

So. Humans cannot fight glorious battles. The very phrase transforms them into Klingons.


DavidS - Sep 28, 2007 5:20:15 am PDT #9373 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tommyrot: It's the "often at great risk" thing that confuses me. Car chases? Knife fights? Those billionaire philanthropists lead a life of danger.

Jesse: Dude, you have no idea -- Warren Buffett faces more ninjas before lunch than I do all day.