That's actually in the Heroes thread. Speaking of shmontext.
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2007 6:35:50 am PDT #9354 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Pix - Sep 20, 2007 6:50:00 pm PDT #9355 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Erin's
personal Back-to-School Night hell (in Bitches):
At least you don't have to try and talk to them in your completely ungrammatical pidgin Spanish. "It is nice to meet you. Excuse me, my Spanish is very bad. Necessary is your son to study more. No homework! We work more homework! Thank you."
omnis_audis - Sep 20, 2007 7:05:20 pm PDT #9356 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Stephanie in Apocolypse:
(I had an ultrasound to make sure all was okay this morning and it is. Also, in true PR tradition, they gave me 3 ultrasound shots of his penis/testicles, but none of his head/face/body/anything else.)
Glamcookie - Sep 24, 2007 10:54:21 am PDT #9357 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
tommyrot in Natter:
Now I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.
Laga - Sep 24, 2007 5:38:10 pm PDT #9358 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Zenkitty in Natter:
I look forward to telecommuting, but I also fear that I will never speak to another human being again. They'll find me one day dead in my kitchen, having choked on a fish oil capsule, with my throat eaten by the neighborhood cat. They'll say, she died doing what she loved - taking healthy supplements and feeding cats.
Laga - Sep 24, 2007 5:52:14 pm PDT #9359 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
A hat trick in Natter:
sarameg: Today has a theme. It's You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
ita: sara, that was totally last week's theme.
tommyrot: You have GOT to be fucking kidding me 2: WTF Boogaloo.
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 5:43:27 am PDT #9360 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jessica: ... this morning on my way to the subway, I saw a girl with a whale-tail-tramp-stamp. (Which is to say, a tattoo in the shape of a thong peeking out of the top of her jeans. For all those times when you just want to look trashy without the bother of actually putting on underwear?)
Scrappy - Sep 25, 2007 9:48:01 am PDT #9361 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The always witty Shrift in Natter:
This warms the black cockles of my crusty little punkass heart.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 25, 2007 10:36:27 am PDT #9362 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Vortex , in Natter:
Any vegan who tries to take away my bacon will find out first hand how I believe in the killing of animals.
flea - Sep 25, 2007 4:29:52 pm PDT #9363 of 10000
information libertarian
In Bitches, which was kinda porny today:
Someone:
o wait! I wonder if that tear-in-eye->whatAreYouThinking->AnalSex situation was something contrived in Hustler or some such mag for guys to get some back door action. Adding to the "I'm a sensitive 90's kind of guy that just wants to be held.... (and fuck you up the ass)"
Billytea:
Ok, that's a woman with amazingly flexible shoulder joints.