Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ailleann - Sep 19, 2007 9:59:00 am PDT #9348 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

shrift in Natter:

I'd totally crossdress for justice, though.


beekaytee - Sep 19, 2007 10:48:12 am PDT #9349 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Gud in Book Club:

The sign at the Potter's house was heartwarming, the realization that the lurkers support Harry in graffiti.


Zenkitty - Sep 19, 2007 4:45:59 pm PDT #9350 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea's report of his conversation with Wallybee on familial weirdness:

Billytea: Let's have Brendan over for dinner.
Wallybee: We can't invite him over, he's weird.
Billytea: Have you looked at me lately?
Wallybee: No!
Billytea: Look at me now, behold the weirdness!
Wallybee: No, no no! Don't make me!
Billytea: Look upon the visage of the one true William!!
Wallybee: I'm blinded! Help, help!


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 5:23:47 pm PDT #9351 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?


billytea - Sep 19, 2007 6:56:48 pm PDT #9352 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?

Yep. Not that I mind him being COMM'd and claiming it for my own.


Vortex - Sep 20, 2007 6:18:35 am PDT #9353 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Context, shmontext

Juliebird in Heroes:

Great, now I'm reading "Herpes".


Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2007 6:35:50 am PDT #9354 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's actually in the Heroes thread. Speaking of shmontext.


Pix - Sep 20, 2007 6:50:00 pm PDT #9355 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Erin's personal Back-to-School Night hell (in Bitches):

At least you don't have to try and talk to them in your completely ungrammatical pidgin Spanish. "It is nice to meet you. Excuse me, my Spanish is very bad. Necessary is your son to study more. No homework! We work more homework! Thank you."


omnis_audis - Sep 20, 2007 7:05:20 pm PDT #9356 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Stephanie in Apocolypse:

(I had an ultrasound to make sure all was okay this morning and it is. Also, in true PR tradition, they gave me 3 ultrasound shots of his penis/testicles, but none of his head/face/body/anything else.)


Glamcookie - Sep 24, 2007 10:54:21 am PDT #9357 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

tommyrot in Natter:

Now I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.