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Zenkitty - Sep 19, 2007 4:45:59 pm PDT #9350 of 10000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea's report of his conversation with Wallybee on familial weirdness:

Billytea: Let's have Brendan over for dinner.

Wallybee: We can't invite him over, he's weird.

Billytea: Have you looked at me lately?

Wallybee: No!

Billytea: Look at me now, behold the weirdness!

Wallybee: No, no no! Don't make me!

Billytea: Look upon the visage of the one true William!!

Wallybee: I'm blinded! Help, help!

§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 5:23:47 pm PDT #9351 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?

billytea - Sep 19, 2007 6:56:48 pm PDT #9352 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wasn't that his brother's tale?

Yep. Not that I mind him being COMM'd and claiming it for my own.

Vortex - Sep 20, 2007 6:18:35 am PDT #9353 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Context, shmontext

Juliebird in Heroes:

Great, now I'm reading "Herpes".

Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2007 6:35:50 am PDT #9354 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's actually in the Heroes thread. Speaking of shmontext.

Pix - Sep 20, 2007 6:50:00 pm PDT #9355 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Erin's personal Back-to-School Night hell (in Bitches):

At least you don't have to try and talk to them in your completely ungrammatical pidgin Spanish. "It is nice to meet you. Excuse me, my Spanish is very bad. Necessary is your son to study more. No homework! We work more homework! Thank you."

omnis_audis - Sep 20, 2007 7:05:20 pm PDT #9356 of 10000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Stephanie in Apocolypse:

(I had an ultrasound to make sure all was okay this morning and it is. Also, in true PR tradition, they gave me 3 ultrasound shots of his penis/testicles, but none of his head/face/body/anything else.)

Glamcookie - Sep 24, 2007 10:54:21 am PDT #9357 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

tommyrot in Natter:

Now I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.

Laga - Sep 24, 2007 5:38:10 pm PDT #9358 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Zenkitty in Natter:

I look forward to telecommuting, but I also fear that I will never speak to another human being again. They'll find me one day dead in my kitchen, having choked on a fish oil capsule, with my throat eaten by the neighborhood cat. They'll say, she died doing what she loved - taking healthy supplements and feeding cats.

Laga - Sep 24, 2007 5:52:14 pm PDT #9359 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A hat trick in Natter:

sarameg: Today has a theme. It's You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

ita: sara, that was totally last week's theme.

tommyrot: You have GOT to be fucking kidding me 2: WTF Boogaloo.

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