Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'

'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Jul 25, 2007 1:54:56 pm PDT #9240 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Could you fix my Hogwarts typo in that COMM, Kate? Thanks!

Done, Kristin! (Sorry, I meant to fix it when I posted it, but I forgot.)


Theodosia - Jul 26, 2007 4:09:14 am PDT #9241 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

beth b., discussing background details of the Harry Potter books:

The fact that the Sorting is so important for me to figure out tells me that I am in the right profession.


Aims - Jul 26, 2007 11:59:11 am PDT #9242 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Showing the differences of memories in Bitches:

JZ: After golloping down all these posts, I simply must know...did Pete actually kick the ground when he first told Jilli he fancied her? Because that's so unbelievably adorable that my insides are turning to oatmeal with heavy cream and maple syrup right now just thinking about it.

Did he duck his head and shuffle his feet too? Did he? I may die right here and now.

Jilli: JZ, he looked at his feet and kinda scuffled them while saying "Well, I guess you know that I fancy you". Yes, very adorable.

Pete: Sorry, JZ, but no. We were on a stairwell at the time. I think we were both seated


Cashmere - Jul 26, 2007 12:58:15 pm PDT #9243 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

paperdol in Natter:

mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.

gas is gas, right?

Note: She can totally babysit for me, anytime she wants.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 26, 2007 1:42:42 pm PDT #9244 of 10000
What is even happening?

From Lightbulb...

Kat: If we think Natter and Bitches as the de facto social souls of the board, each new thread is like a horcrux (NERD!) that splits that soul a little more.


Anne W. - Jul 26, 2007 4:38:30 pm PDT #9245 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

billytea in the book club thread (not at all spoilery)

when I was six and a group of psychologists stuck myself and two of my brothers in a room and told us each to draw our family, I drew the life cycle of the echidna. (My older brother drew our grandmother playing rugby, my younger brother a bunch of unrelated people being eaten by a shark.) Echidnas and me, that's where the history is.


Kathy A - Jul 27, 2007 7:09:32 am PDT #9246 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

shrift in Natter:

My purse is roomy. I have Vampire People in there, Timmy the iPod, my wallet, a notebook, cell phone, some smokes, lipstick, and an umbrella. Like a Mary Poppins for the digital age, if Mary Poppins swore like a longshoreman, wrote porn, and didn't particularly like children.


Volans - Jul 28, 2007 3:11:38 am PDT #9247 of 10000
move out and draw fire

billytea again, in Book Club, again:

What do you suppose Voldemort's Patronus is? An Albanian?


Ailleann - Jul 29, 2007 5:13:36 pm PDT #9248 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I almost choked myself, in Natter:

Zenkitty: I am choking on an apple.

Laura: virtual Heimlich


Laga - Jul 29, 2007 8:11:09 pm PDT #9249 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

more Zenkitty:

I propose Formal Mondays, the opposite of Casual Fridays. If other people can wear what looks like pajamas at my workplace on Fridays, I ought to be able to walk in on a Monday wearing a gown and tiara.