paperdol in Natter:
mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.
gas is gas, right?
Note: She can totally babysit for me, anytime she wants.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cashmere - Jul 26, 2007 12:58:15 pm PDT #9243 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 26, 2007 1:42:42 pm PDT #9244 of 10000
What is even happening?
From Lightbulb...
Kat: If we think Natter and Bitches as the de facto social souls of the board, each new thread is like a horcrux (NERD!) that splits that soul a little more.
Anne W. - Jul 26, 2007 4:38:30 pm PDT #9245 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
billytea in the book club thread (not at all spoilery)
when I was six and a group of psychologists stuck myself and two of my brothers in a room and told us each to draw our family, I drew the life cycle of the echidna. (My older brother drew our grandmother playing rugby, my younger brother a bunch of unrelated people being eaten by a shark.) Echidnas and me, that's where the history is.
Kathy A - Jul 27, 2007 7:09:32 am PDT #9246 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
shrift in Natter:
My purse is roomy. I have Vampire People in there, Timmy the iPod, my wallet, a notebook, cell phone, some smokes, lipstick, and an umbrella. Like a Mary Poppins for the digital age, if Mary Poppins swore like a longshoreman, wrote porn, and didn't particularly like children.
Volans - Jul 28, 2007 3:11:38 am PDT #9247 of 10000
move out and draw fire
billytea again, in Book Club, again:
What do you suppose Voldemort's Patronus is? An Albanian?
Ailleann - Jul 29, 2007 5:13:36 pm PDT #9248 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I almost choked myself, in Natter:
Zenkitty: I am choking on an apple.
Laura: virtual Heimlich
Laga - Jul 29, 2007 8:11:09 pm PDT #9249 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
more Zenkitty:
I propose Formal Mondays, the opposite of Casual Fridays. If other people can wear what looks like pajamas at my workplace on Fridays, I ought to be able to walk in on a Monday wearing a gown and tiara.
Beverly - Jul 30, 2007 3:28:19 pm PDT #9250 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bureaucracy--
amych: I was dismembering, in that case. Thank you.
Beverly - Jul 30, 2007 5:46:05 pm PDT #9251 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches--
omnis audis: Ya, with you on the humans = confusing. Maybe I'm not human. I'm perfectly logical and always makes sense. Maybe I'm Vulcan.
Nope, that confirms it. I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.
Vortex: perhaps if you tried three no trump?
ChiKat: Ooohhh...strong hand.
ita: With a strong hand, do you really need a date?
juliana: You've got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em....
amych: That just can't be comfortable.
NoiseDesign: That's when you run away.
Pix - Jul 31, 2007 11:23:45 am PDT #9252 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Miracleman on the joys of having a two-year-old:
She does have a tendency to go up to other people, point at me and say "That's my daddy."
So they know who to sue for damages, presumably.