I almost choked myself, in Natter:
Zenkitty: I am choking on an apple.
Laura: virtual Heimlich
Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ailleann - Jul 29, 2007 5:13:36 pm PDT #9248 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Laga - Jul 29, 2007 8:11:09 pm PDT #9249 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
more Zenkitty:
I propose Formal Mondays, the opposite of Casual Fridays. If other people can wear what looks like pajamas at my workplace on Fridays, I ought to be able to walk in on a Monday wearing a gown and tiara.
Beverly - Jul 30, 2007 3:28:19 pm PDT #9250 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bureaucracy--
amych: I was dismembering, in that case. Thank you.
Beverly - Jul 30, 2007 5:46:05 pm PDT #9251 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches--
omnis audis: Ya, with you on the humans = confusing. Maybe I'm not human. I'm perfectly logical and always makes sense. Maybe I'm Vulcan.
Nope, that confirms it. I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.
Vortex: perhaps if you tried three no trump?
ChiKat: Ooohhh...strong hand.
ita: With a strong hand, do you really need a date?
juliana: You've got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em....
amych: That just can't be comfortable.
NoiseDesign: That's when you run away.
Pix - Jul 31, 2007 11:23:45 am PDT #9252 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Miracleman on the joys of having a two-year-old:
She does have a tendency to go up to other people, point at me and say "That's my daddy."
So they know who to sue for damages, presumably.
Laga - Jul 31, 2007 6:33:22 pm PDT #9253 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Jessica in Beauracracy:
I suspect if we had access to a TARDIS, Bureaucraxxxy 327: Like Tolstoy, Only Longer would show us Emeline, Lily, Grace, Noah and Dylan bemoaning their inability to satisfactorily discuss whatever has replaced television in the future, and wondering why their parents thought Boxed Set was a good idea in the first place. And then setting up a poll to decide what once and for all how the problem could best be solved.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 01, 2007 4:58:29 am PDT #9254 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I can't believe this hasn't been commed yet. Miracleman, re NoiseDesign's gig for Nickelodeon:
Who lives in Pasadena, sorta near the sea?
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Kilted and wacky and pervy, is he!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
If theater sound and some porn do you wish...
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Then drop on your knees, and he'll show you his "fish"!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob...DesignPPAAAAAANNNTSSS!!!
smonster - Aug 01, 2007 5:54:58 pm PDT #9255 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
From Bureaucracy, where I was lurking (though I'm not a lurker).
sarameg: If a lurker falls in the forest, do they make a post?
Miracleman: Probably, but it would look like "QLKEN@!#$%KLNwlknffaalekqower~{:LKJHYGTRowfuck."
Because of the broken fingers and whatnot.
amych - Aug 02, 2007 1:20:40 pm PDT #9256 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
-t in Bureaucracy
Mea culpa.
Not maxima, though. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2007 5:51:36 pm PDT #9257 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
On the Duggars
Cashmere: Can't really say anything about their obsession with J's considering my own with O's.
billytea: Until you're naming your sixteenth child 'Obiwan', I think you'll have a little space for the moral high ground.