Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
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billytea in the book club thread (not at all spoilery)
when I was six and a group of psychologists stuck myself and two of my brothers in a room and told us each to draw our family, I drew the life cycle of the echidna. (My older brother drew our grandmother playing rugby, my younger brother a bunch of unrelated people being eaten by a shark.) Echidnas and me, that's where the history is.
shrift in Natter:
My purse is roomy. I have Vampire People in there, Timmy the iPod, my wallet, a notebook, cell phone, some smokes, lipstick, and an umbrella. Like a Mary Poppins for the digital age, if Mary Poppins swore like a longshoreman, wrote porn, and didn't particularly like children.
billytea again, in Book Club, again:
What do you suppose Voldemort's Patronus is? An Albanian?
I almost choked myself, in Natter:
Zenkitty: I am choking on an apple.
Laura: virtual Heimlich
more Zenkitty:
I propose Formal Mondays, the opposite of Casual Fridays. If other people can wear what looks like pajamas at my workplace on Fridays, I ought to be able to walk in on a Monday wearing a gown and tiara.
In Bureaucracy--
amych: I was dismembering, in that case. Thank you.
In Bitches--
omnis audis: Ya, with you on the humans = confusing. Maybe I'm not human. I'm perfectly logical and always makes sense. Maybe I'm Vulcan.
Nope, that confirms it. I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.
Vortex: perhaps if you tried three no trump?
ChiKat: Ooohhh...strong hand.
ita: With a strong hand, do you really need a date?
juliana: You've got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em....
amych: That just can't be comfortable.
NoiseDesign: That's when you run away.
Miracleman on the joys of having a two-year-old:
She does have a tendency to go up to other people, point at me and say "That's my daddy."
So they know who to sue for damages, presumably.
Jessica in Beauracracy:
I suspect if we had access to a TARDIS, Bureaucraxxxy 327: Like Tolstoy, Only Longer would show us Emeline, Lily, Grace, Noah and Dylan bemoaning their inability to satisfactorily discuss whatever has replaced television in the future, and wondering why their parents thought Boxed Set was a good idea in the first place. And then setting up a poll to decide what once and for all how the problem could best be solved.
I can't believe this hasn't been commed yet. Miracleman, re NoiseDesign's gig for Nickelodeon:
Who lives in Pasadena, sorta near the sea?
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Kilted and wacky and pervy, is he!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
If theater sound and some porn do you wish...
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Then drop on your knees, and he'll show you his "fish"!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob...DesignPPAAAAAANNNTSSS!!!