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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
in Natter, Matt the Bruins Fan, on the Gay Bomb:
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
How can the Air Force scientists be unaware of the Navy's existence?
sparky1 from Bitches:
please put your pants out, as they appear to be on fire
tommyrot on sushi:
When I hear the phrase "New Yorker roll," my first impression is that it comes with a wry cartoon. Or maybe a Chrysler hubcap.
Zenkitty's final word of advice on moving:
Sleeping cats? Excellent packing material.
Daisy Jane in Bitches:
It's like a puzzle. A puzzle with a bitch-slap at the end.
In Bitches:
Sean: I suspect that in my old age, this toe will cause me nothing but constant pain.
tommyrot: When you're retired, your toe will probably sneak out and gamble away your Social Security check....
Sean: Won't be gone long, then...
Nattering...
ita: (I'm imagining a Buffista style guide. What a lengthy and internally inconsistent thing that would be)
tommyrot: Plus, random pictures of women in corsets. For no particular reason.
ita: Well, they are a considerably less divisive topic than the Oxford comma.
amych:
Hell, they're a less divisive topic than the
name
of the serial Oxford Harvard godandaynrand comma.
Jessica in Beep Me on the habits of Buffistas:
Shockingly, Dylan was not born with a Read New button on his forehead but maybe it will grow in later.
In Natter:
Kat: In other news, I am willing today to be International Get Happy Day!
tommyrot: Where is Happy, and what weapons are we allowed to use?
DebetEsse:
Jesus can be sweet. He just shouldn't be dessert.
Give me a minute and I'll come up with theological justification for that.