In Bitches:
Sean: I suspect that in my old age, this toe will cause me nothing but constant pain.
tommyrot: When you're retired, your toe will probably sneak out and gamble away your Social Security check....
Sean: Won't be gone long, then...
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In Bitches:
Sean: I suspect that in my old age, this toe will cause me nothing but constant pain.
tommyrot: When you're retired, your toe will probably sneak out and gamble away your Social Security check....
Sean: Won't be gone long, then...
Nattering...
ita: (I'm imagining a Buffista style guide. What a lengthy and internally inconsistent thing that would be)
tommyrot: Plus, random pictures of women in corsets. For no particular reason.
ita: Well, they are a considerably less divisive topic than the Oxford comma.
amych:
Hell, they're a less divisive topic than the
name
of the serial Oxford Harvard godandaynrand comma.
Jessica in Beep Me on the habits of Buffistas:
Shockingly, Dylan was not born with a Read New button on his forehead but maybe it will grow in later.
In Natter:
Kat: In other news, I am willing today to be International Get Happy Day!
tommyrot: Where is Happy, and what weapons are we allowed to use?
DebetEsse:
Jesus can be sweet. He just shouldn't be dessert.
Give me a minute and I'll come up with theological justification for that.
in Tech, yes, Tech...
Jessica: Dude - not only did I bring home A BABY today, but my Harmony Remote is here! One-handed TV/Tivo/DVD/sound system navigation-while-breastfeeding here I come!
(Baby is currently sleeping. I know the traditional wisdom is "sleep when the baby sleeps," but I think the people who say that must not have cool new shiny toys to play with.)
amych: Is this the first-ever baby announcement in the technology thread?
tommyrot in Natter, re: ongoing discussion of Communion
I think they should bake the communion wafer in the shape of a bread bowl. Then pour in French onion soup, with a little wine in it... you could have a popular lunch special.
connie neil in Natter:
Hm, it appears the Planned Human Extinction people have vanished from the Internet. Which would fit with their plan.
shrift: I have my iPod on shuffle, and it's giving me such a soulpunkjazztronica fusion that it's enweirdening my afternoon.
b shrift in Natter:
Blessed are they who shut their fingers in security windows, for they shall do the pee-pee dance around the kitchen.
--Excerpt from the Book of Klutz 3:7