My food is problematic.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Jun 11, 2007 12:43:49 pm PDT #9157 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot on sushi:

When I hear the phrase "New Yorker roll," my first impression is that it comes with a wry cartoon. Or maybe a Chrysler hubcap.


Toddson - Jun 12, 2007 4:16:48 am PDT #9158 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Zenkitty's final word of advice on moving:

Sleeping cats? Excellent packing material.


SailAweigh - Jun 12, 2007 2:34:19 pm PDT #9159 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Daisy Jane in Bitches:

It's like a puzzle. A puzzle with a bitch-slap at the end.


SailAweigh - Jun 13, 2007 5:07:09 pm PDT #9160 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

Sean: I suspect that in my old age, this toe will cause me nothing but constant pain.

tommyrot: When you're retired, your toe will probably sneak out and gamble away your Social Security check....

Sean: Won't be gone long, then...


Cass - Jun 14, 2007 1:51:55 pm PDT #9161 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nattering...

ita: (I'm imagining a Buffista style guide. What a lengthy and internally inconsistent thing that would be)

tommyrot: Plus, random pictures of women in corsets. For no particular reason.

ita: Well, they are a considerably less divisive topic than the Oxford comma.

amych: Hell, they're a less divisive topic than the name of the serial Oxford Harvard godandaynrand comma.


SailAweigh - Jun 15, 2007 5:26:22 am PDT #9162 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Jessica in Beep Me on the habits of Buffistas:

Shockingly, Dylan was not born with a Read New button on his forehead but maybe it will grow in later.


JenP - Jun 15, 2007 6:57:59 am PDT #9163 of 10000

In Natter:

Kat: In other news, I am willing today to be International Get Happy Day!

tommyrot: Where is Happy, and what weapons are we allowed to use?


Hil R. - Jun 17, 2007 4:16:35 am PDT #9164 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

DebetEsse:

Jesus can be sweet. He just shouldn't be dessert.

Give me a minute and I'll come up with theological justification for that.


Cass - Jun 17, 2007 10:12:19 am PDT #9165 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

in Tech, yes, Tech...

Jessica: Dude - not only did I bring home A BABY today, but my Harmony Remote is here! One-handed TV/Tivo/DVD/sound system navigation-while-breastfeeding here I come!

(Baby is currently sleeping. I know the traditional wisdom is "sleep when the baby sleeps," but I think the people who say that must not have cool new shiny toys to play with.)

amych: Is this the first-ever baby announcement in the technology thread?


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2007 5:55:46 am PDT #9166 of 10000
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tommyrot in Natter, re: ongoing discussion of Communion

I think they should bake the communion wafer in the shape of a bread bowl. Then pour in French onion soup, with a little wine in it... you could have a popular lunch special.