It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


sarameg - Jan 24, 2007 7:17:42 am PST #8930 of 10000

Jessica, in Natter:

Dear time,

Please have an arrow. The lack of one makes my brain hurt.

Love,

Causality.


lori - Jan 24, 2007 7:32:54 am PST #8931 of 10000

The Allyson and Kristen Show, in Minearverse, re: TV's Hit Drive,

Allyson -

I keep trying to convince Kristen that there should be cameos of KITT and the General Lee, but I'm afeared I've lost influence.

Kristen -

Possibly because you keep trying to convince me that there should be cameos of KITT and the General Lee.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 24, 2007 12:07:35 pm PST #8932 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter 49:

Tom Scola:

Isaiah Washington has entered a treatment facility.

A "treatment facility"? WTF?

Topic!Cindy:

Well, when you have surgery to remove your foot from your mouth, and your head from your ass all at the same time, rehab is generally a good call.


Kathy A - Jan 26, 2007 6:52:52 am PST #8933 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Frankenbuddha's take on The Curse of the Golden Flower in (where else?) the Movie thread:

All in all, I really liked it, but it's may be the first movie I've seen where the scenery chews the actors.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 26, 2007 7:54:15 am PST #8934 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In fairness, I have to note that I'm not 100% sure that's an original comment (or if where I may have read it even concerned the movie in question; certainly Argento's more outre movies could be described that way if the director wasn't carving bigger pieces of the cast AND the scenery than the decor was), and also that it was meant as a compliment (if also a caveat for OTT impaired).


flea - Jan 27, 2007 1:32:49 am PST #8935 of 10000
information libertarian

Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

Topic!Cindy:

It's the penis hattrick, this week.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2007 8:07:07 am PST #8936 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Natterinos:

Lee: I'm not even supposed to be here

Aimee: Poor Dante.

-t-: Always having to choose between two hot chicks.

JZ: Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.


dcp - Jan 29, 2007 5:33:14 pm PST #8937 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

In Natter:

connie neil:
I wonder how much furnace people charge during January.

Matt the Bruins fan:
It might be cheaper to just convert cash to Canadian dollars and burn those for warmth.


Toddson - Jan 30, 2007 3:25:13 am PST #8938 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cass speaks for all of us:

Don't they know I am only watching for the unnameable deviancy?


DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2007 10:56:23 am PST #8939 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

connie neil in Natter

I once had a discussion with a vegan who said there was no reason for any human to eat meat. I asked him what the Inuit were going to live on. He said I was mean.