In Natter:
connie neil:
I wonder how much furnace people charge during January.
Matt the Bruins fan:
It might be cheaper to just convert cash to Canadian dollars and burn those for warmth.
Cass speaks for all of us:
Don't they know I am only watching for the unnameable deviancy?
I am
shocked
that nobody else has COMM'd this exchange yet:
Hec:
If I were a Great White Shark, I might think about taking a vacation down the coast. Of course, if I were a Great White Shark the only thought in my head would be, "EAT!"
Steph L:
And possibly, "Hey, all this cartilage ROCKS!"
tommyrot:
Also, "I have to keep moving or I'll die. Because I'm a fucking shark."
Also, "What's the deal with shark-fin soup?"
And, "I better make my hotel reservations for Shark Week soon, as they tend to book up pretty quickly."
And, "I wonder if Mary Jane will go to the Shark Week dance with me?"
amych:
And, "Curse those Jets, with their snappy, memorable theme song and their Jazz Hands!"
Yogurt in my nose, thanks to tommyrot in Bitches:
You should end with, "I'm sending you a head-mounted flashlight, to help you find your way out of your ass."
Shrift, clarifying things in Natter:
I am starving. Please note that this is due to a lack of breakfast on my part, not the conversation regarding the rendering of manflesh.
In Natter:
Consuela:
So I'm beginning to think about getting another dog. I know that I could get a rescue greyhound pretty easily, and they seem like the perfect dog for me (world's fastest couch potato!), but one of the reasons I want a dog is because being seen to have a dog in the house is safer in my neighborhood.
So, question for the Buffistas: is anyone afraid of a greyhound?
amych:
Just the mechanical rabbit, pretty much. Are mechanical rabbits prone to property crimes in your neighborhood?
In Bitches,
Deena: We have one degree F this morning. It's not a nice temperature at all.
Brenda: You have a degree? I wish I had a root and a degree.
(-5 here.)