Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!
Topic!Cindy:
It's the penis hattrick, this week.
Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
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flea - Jan 27, 2007 1:32:49 am PST #8935 of 10000
information libertarian
Jessica - Jan 29, 2007 8:07:07 am PST #8936 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Natterinos:
Lee: I'm not even supposed to be here
Aimee: Poor Dante.
-t-: Always having to choose between two hot chicks.
JZ: Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.
dcp - Jan 29, 2007 5:33:14 pm PST #8937 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
In Natter:
connie neil:
I wonder how much furnace people charge during January.
Matt the Bruins fan:
It might be cheaper to just convert cash to Canadian dollars and burn those for warmth.
Toddson - Jan 30, 2007 3:25:13 am PST #8938 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Cass speaks for all of us:
Don't they know I am only watching for the unnameable deviancy?
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2007 10:56:23 am PST #8939 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
connie neil in Natter
I once had a discussion with a vegan who said there was no reason for any human to eat meat. I asked him what the Inuit were going to live on. He said I was mean.
JZ - Jan 30, 2007 6:43:30 pm PST #8940 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I am shocked that nobody else has COMM'd this exchange yet:
Hec: If I were a Great White Shark, I might think about taking a vacation down the coast. Of course, if I were a Great White Shark the only thought in my head would be, "EAT!"
Steph L: And possibly, "Hey, all this cartilage ROCKS!"
tommyrot: Also, "I have to keep moving or I'll die. Because I'm a fucking shark."
Also, "What's the deal with shark-fin soup?"
And, "I better make my hotel reservations for Shark Week soon, as they tend to book up pretty quickly."
And, "I wonder if Mary Jane will go to the Shark Week dance with me?"
amych: And, "Curse those Jets, with their snappy, memorable theme song and their Jazz Hands!"
Ailleann - Feb 01, 2007 7:15:12 am PST #8941 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Yogurt in my nose, thanks to tommyrot in Bitches:
You should end with, "I'm sending you a head-mounted flashlight, to help you find your way out of your ass."
Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 8:01:28 am PST #8942 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Shrift, clarifying things in Natter:
I am starving. Please note that this is due to a lack of breakfast on my part, not the conversation regarding the rendering of manflesh.
tiggy - Feb 02, 2007 11:39:24 am PST #8943 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
sarameg in Natter:
Oh dear god. This is so many kinds of wrong. The predicted high, note I say high, for Monday? 22. TWENTY TWO FREAKING DEGREES FAHRENHEIT. The low is nine.
I may call in frozen.
Pix - Feb 04, 2007 9:43:20 am PST #8944 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Consuela: So I'm beginning to think about getting another dog. I know that I could get a rescue greyhound pretty easily, and they seem like the perfect dog for me (world's fastest couch potato!), but one of the reasons I want a dog is because being seen to have a dog in the house is safer in my neighborhood.
So, question for the Buffistas: is anyone afraid of a greyhound?
amych: Just the mechanical rabbit, pretty much. Are mechanical rabbits prone to property crimes in your neighborhood?