And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kathy A - Jan 26, 2007 6:52:52 am PST #8933 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Frankenbuddha's take on The Curse of the Golden Flower in (where else?) the Movie thread:

All in all, I really liked it, but it's may be the first movie I've seen where the scenery chews the actors.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 26, 2007 7:54:15 am PST #8934 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In fairness, I have to note that I'm not 100% sure that's an original comment (or if where I may have read it even concerned the movie in question; certainly Argento's more outre movies could be described that way if the director wasn't carving bigger pieces of the cast AND the scenery than the decor was), and also that it was meant as a compliment (if also a caveat for OTT impaired).


flea - Jan 27, 2007 1:32:49 am PST #8935 of 10000
information libertarian

Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

Topic!Cindy:

It's the penis hattrick, this week.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2007 8:07:07 am PST #8936 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Natterinos:

Lee: I'm not even supposed to be here

Aimee: Poor Dante.

-t-: Always having to choose between two hot chicks.

JZ: Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.


dcp - Jan 29, 2007 5:33:14 pm PST #8937 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

In Natter:

connie neil:
I wonder how much furnace people charge during January.

Matt the Bruins fan:
It might be cheaper to just convert cash to Canadian dollars and burn those for warmth.


Toddson - Jan 30, 2007 3:25:13 am PST #8938 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cass speaks for all of us:

Don't they know I am only watching for the unnameable deviancy?


DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2007 10:56:23 am PST #8939 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

connie neil in Natter

I once had a discussion with a vegan who said there was no reason for any human to eat meat. I asked him what the Inuit were going to live on. He said I was mean.


JZ - Jan 30, 2007 6:43:30 pm PST #8940 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am shocked that nobody else has COMM'd this exchange yet:

Hec: If I were a Great White Shark, I might think about taking a vacation down the coast. Of course, if I were a Great White Shark the only thought in my head would be, "EAT!"

Steph L: And possibly, "Hey, all this cartilage ROCKS!"

tommyrot: Also, "I have to keep moving or I'll die. Because I'm a fucking shark."

Also, "What's the deal with shark-fin soup?"

And, "I better make my hotel reservations for Shark Week soon, as they tend to book up pretty quickly."

And, "I wonder if Mary Jane will go to the Shark Week dance with me?"

amych: And, "Curse those Jets, with their snappy, memorable theme song and their Jazz Hands!"


Ailleann - Feb 01, 2007 7:15:12 am PST #8941 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Yogurt in my nose, thanks to tommyrot in Bitches:

You should end with, "I'm sending you a head-mounted flashlight, to help you find your way out of your ass."


Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 8:01:28 am PST #8942 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Shrift, clarifying things in Natter:

I am starving. Please note that this is due to a lack of breakfast on my part, not the conversation regarding the rendering of manflesh.