Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Jan 09, 2007 1:20:11 pm PST #8889 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Laga: Vernor's is the best, least sweet gingerale out there. I like Reed's Ginger Brew better, though because it tastes more like ginger.

Aimée: waits for ita to post "Vernor's is not gingerale - it's ginger soda."

ita: Unless something's changed recently, Vernors doesn't sell ginger ale. They sell ginger soda. And that drink is noticeably sweeter than Canada Dry, which is about the only ginger ale I drink. The ginger juice and tonic or soda is the brilliantest idea of all time.

ita: SHUT UP, AIMEE!!!

Aimée: DIES LAUGHING


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:20:50 pm PST #8890 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Laga:Vernor's is the best, least sweet gingerale out there. I like Reed's Ginger Brew better, though because it tastes more like ginger.

Aimée: waits for ita to post "Vernor's is not gingerale - it's ginger soda."

ita: Unless something's changed recently, Vernors doesn't sell ginger ale. They sell ginger soda. And that drink is noticeably sweeter than Canada Dry, which is about the only ginger ale I drink. The ginger juice and tonic or soda is the brilliantest idea of all time.

ita:SHUT UP, AIMEE!!!

Aimée: DIES LAUGHING


Cass - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:12 pm PST #8891 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sequential Consecutive posts, in Bitches

Laga - Vernor's is the best, least sweet gingerale out there. I like Reed's Ginger Brew better, though because it tastes more like ginger.

Aimée - waits for ita to post "Vernor's is not gingerale - it's ginger soda."

ita - Unless something's changed recently, Vernors doesn't sell ginger ale. They sell ginger soda. And that drink is noticeably sweeter than Canada Dry, which is about the only ginger ale I drink. The ginger juice and tonic or soda is the brilliantest idea of all time.

ita - SHUT UP, AIMEE!!!

Aimée - DIES LAUGHING

[Yeah, guess that was inevitably going to be x-posted...]


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:24 pm PST #8892 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

DAMMIT KRISTIN!!


amych - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:43 pm PST #8893 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

dies laughing


Pix - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:06 pm PST #8894 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWAH! I BEAT YOU BOTH!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:15 pm PST #8895 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have to agree, it WAS that funny!


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:37 pm PST #8896 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It was just that funny.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 1:25:07 pm PST #8897 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You all suck.


Cass - Jan 09, 2007 1:59:22 pm PST #8898 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

shrift - Now I want bacon-wrapped dates in red pepper sauce.

Laga - Datiles con tocino?

shrift - Upon Image Googling, yes.