I have to agree, it WAS that funny!
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:15 pm PST #8895 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:37 pm PST #8896 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It was just that funny.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 1:25:07 pm PST #8897 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You all suck.
Cass - Jan 09, 2007 1:59:22 pm PST #8898 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Natter
shrift - Now I want bacon-wrapped dates in red pepper sauce.
Laga - Datiles con tocino?
shrift - Upon Image Googling, yes.
Cass - Jan 09, 2007 9:51:31 pm PST #8899 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm a COMMing fool. So either y'all are being funny or the catnip Lee sent was really weed and I have a contact high from the cats.
In Bitches
javachik - Fay, did the coup take you by surprise? Scare you at all?
Fay - Surprise is something of an understatement.
After going to a pub quiz, returning home and retiring to bed I was woken by the phone at midnight and had this conversation:
"Miss Fay?"
"....yes?"
"No school tomorrow."
"....?"
"No school tomorrow, because of revolution."
"WHAT?"
"Revolution, so no school. Don't go in to school. Stay home."
"REVOLUTION? WHAT?"
"....maybe I have wrong word? R. E. V. O. L. U. T. I. O. N."
"...Revolution?"
"Yes. State of military emergency. Stay home."
".....okay?!?"
Cashmere - Jan 10, 2007 4:39:25 am PST #8900 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson in Minearverse, trying to calm down some speculative panic:
March 1st is untrue.
Everyone must chill.
I have hidden your car keys
Vortex - Jan 10, 2007 7:48:39 am PST #8901 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
From Fay:
(Granted they also have a line of Minimizer Bras which I find offensive as a concept, subscribing as I do to the "Look! Boobies!" philosophy of cleavage, but I realise that I am not their sole customer, so...fair enough. I suppose.)
Pix - Jan 10, 2007 1:21:48 pm PST #8902 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
A perfect example of why Buffistas don't always do well in "traditional" situations:
Laga: I didn't go to prom because my boyfriend at the time refused to wear a zoot suit and I refused to arrive by being lowered out of a helicopter.
juliana - Jan 10, 2007 2:03:21 pm PST #8903 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Erin, in Natter:
I loved Ice Pirates!
It was such a campy parody of all the sci-fi tropes!
Course, back then, I thought a trope was some kind of disease, but...
DavidS - Jan 10, 2007 2:14:57 pm PST #8904 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches...
Erin: I went from never-been-kissed to hold-up-there-boy!THATS3rdBASE!! all in about a half hour.
-t: Heh. Me, too. Ninth grade party, Little Red Corvette on the stereo. Almost inevitable, really.
Erin: Baby, ur much 2 fast (yes u r)
juliana: Ah, Prince. The original chatspeak maven.