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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cass - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:12 pm PST #8891 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sequential Consecutive posts, in Bitches

Laga - Vernor's is the best, least sweet gingerale out there. I like Reed's Ginger Brew better, though because it tastes more like ginger.

Aimée - waits for ita to post "Vernor's is not gingerale - it's ginger soda."

ita - Unless something's changed recently, Vernors doesn't sell ginger ale. They sell ginger soda. And that drink is noticeably sweeter than Canada Dry, which is about the only ginger ale I drink. The ginger juice and tonic or soda is the brilliantest idea of all time.

ita - SHUT UP, AIMEE!!!

Aimée - DIES LAUGHING

[Yeah, guess that was inevitably going to be x-posted...]


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:24 pm PST #8892 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

DAMMIT KRISTIN!!


amych - Jan 09, 2007 1:21:43 pm PST #8893 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

dies laughing


Pix - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:06 pm PST #8894 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWAH! I BEAT YOU BOTH!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:15 pm PST #8895 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have to agree, it WAS that funny!


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 1:22:37 pm PST #8896 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It was just that funny.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 1:25:07 pm PST #8897 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You all suck.


Cass - Jan 09, 2007 1:59:22 pm PST #8898 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

shrift - Now I want bacon-wrapped dates in red pepper sauce.

Laga - Datiles con tocino?

shrift - Upon Image Googling, yes.


Cass - Jan 09, 2007 9:51:31 pm PST #8899 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm a COMMing fool. So either y'all are being funny or the catnip Lee sent was really weed and I have a contact high from the cats.

In Bitches

javachik - Fay, did the coup take you by surprise? Scare you at all?

Fay - Surprise is something of an understatement.

After going to a pub quiz, returning home and retiring to bed I was woken by the phone at midnight and had this conversation:

"Miss Fay?"

"....yes?"

"No school tomorrow."

"....?"

"No school tomorrow, because of revolution."

"WHAT?"

"Revolution, so no school. Don't go in to school. Stay home."

"REVOLUTION? WHAT?"

"....maybe I have wrong word? R. E. V. O. L. U. T. I. O. N."

"...Revolution?"

"Yes. State of military emergency. Stay home."

".....okay?!?"


Cashmere - Jan 10, 2007 4:39:25 am PST #8900 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson in Minearverse, trying to calm down some speculative panic:

March 1st is untrue.

Everyone must chill.

I have hidden your car keys