I'm a COMMing fool. So either y'all are being funny or the catnip Lee sent was really weed and I have a contact high from the cats.

In Bitches

javachik - Fay, did the coup take you by surprise? Scare you at all?

Fay - Surprise is something of an understatement.

After going to a pub quiz, returning home and retiring to bed I was woken by the phone at midnight and had this conversation:

"Miss Fay?"

"....yes?"

"No school tomorrow."

"....?"

"No school tomorrow, because of revolution."

"WHAT?"

"Revolution, so no school. Don't go in to school. Stay home."

"REVOLUTION? WHAT?"

"....maybe I have wrong word? R. E. V. O. L. U. T. I. O. N."

"...Revolution?"

"Yes. State of military emergency. Stay home."

".....okay?!?"

Allyson in Minearverse, trying to calm down some speculative panic:

March 1st is untrue.

Everyone must chill.

I have hidden your car keys

From Fay:

(Granted they also have a line of Minimizer Bras which I find offensive as a concept, subscribing as I do to the "Look! Boobies!" philosophy of cleavage, but I realise that I am not their sole customer, so...fair enough. I suppose.)

A perfect example of why Buffistas don't always do well in "traditional" situations:

Laga: I didn't go to prom because my boyfriend at the time refused to wear a zoot suit and I refused to arrive by being lowered out of a helicopter.

Erin, in Natter:

I loved Ice Pirates!

It was such a campy parody of all the sci-fi tropes!

Course, back then, I thought a trope was some kind of disease, but...

In Bitches...

Erin: I went from never-been-kissed to hold-up-there-boy!THATS3rdBASE!! all in about a half hour.

-t: Heh. Me, too. Ninth grade party, Little Red Corvette on the stereo. Almost inevitable, really.

Erin: Baby, ur much 2 fast (yes u r)

juliana: Ah, Prince. The original chatspeak maven.

In Boxed Set:

Dana: I hear Jensen Ackles is a giant chicken.

Zenkitty: Has he met David Boreanaz?

Natter takes a turn for the really, really dark:

Sophia Brooks: They killed Snuffy!?!

Cindy: When they took Elmo, to skin him to make Willow's sweater, his last words were, "Elmo not going down alone."

That's when Snuffy read the writing on the wall. Big Bird helped, of course.

'Tis a good night for the funny in Bitches.

billytea: Hey, would you regard it as a selling point if a wine was described as "corpulent and fleshy"?

askye: If I were a zombie looking for a nice red to pair with BRAAAAIINS.

Astarte: You've got a Merlot made by Hieronymous Bosch?

In Movies:

Laga: I heard Neil LaBute was raised in a fundie mormon culture & this remake of Wicker Man is actually a thinly veiled critique of fundamentalism in general and mormonism in particular. Unfortunatley I haven't seen it.

Jessica: Eh...I don't see it. Unless he thinks celebrating blatant raging misogyny is somehow a valid critique of fundamentalist Mormonism, in which case all of his movies count.

Corwood Industries: He's really sticking it to The Man, if by "The Man" you mean "women."