Aimee in Bitches making a point on behalf of all womankind:
Fuck a mousetrap. Someone go out there and invent a better uterus.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 1:59:10 pm PST #8879 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Cass - Jan 04, 2007 7:13:29 pm PST #8880 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
shrift - I solemnly swear that I will not write Mr. Belvedere porn if we get a new Natter.
Jon B. - OK, OK, I'm on it. Gimme a minute.
Beverly - Jan 05, 2007 10:36:17 am PST #8881 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
shrift again, Nattering about LKH and her "French" take on things:
It makes the baby Jesus wanna bitchslap somebody with le dictionnaire.
-t - Jan 06, 2007 6:16:52 pm PST #8882 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
in Crying of Natter 49:
ita
It's weird. Right now, I can't even imagine the Star Trek music. I know I'd recognise it instantly (which is why I'm not bothering to find a sample to play), but it feels weird being so blank. It's like a hole in my brain.
Dana
Baaaaaaah bah bah baaaaaaah bah bah baaaaaaah! Bah bah bah bah bah baaaaah baaaah baaaah BUMP BUMP BUMP baaaaaa!
Jesse
Alternatively:
oooOOOOoooo ooo ooo ooo OOOOOO!
Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 6:36:02 am PST #8883 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter, New York is smelly again....
bon bon: This morning I got a little freaked out that there was a slight gas smell in the apartment. Then I noticed that it was stronger near the window. Asked Bob to open the window and take a sniff. He reported, "Oh my god, it smells like if you had a friend made of gas, and you invited him over and he cut one." Another sniff out the window. "It's like the whole city farted at once!"
Jessica: So, apparently the fact that I've been smelling gas and feeling nauseous is not related to my being pregnant. Eep!
[gassy xpost]
tommyrot: No one light a match!
sarameg: Jeez, y'all and your mysterious smells. I think the syrup one was less alarming.
bon bon: Me & the office mate are talking about it. He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted. Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.
Una - Jan 08, 2007 8:32:53 am PST #8884 of 10000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
JoeCrow in Minearverse, context irrelevant, really:
This is irking on a level that is difficult to express without resorting to Brobdingnagian levels of profanity.
amych - Jan 08, 2007 10:22:59 am PST #8885 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Bitches:
Vortex - aren't all british people related?
erikaj - Now, come on... it's not Deliveranceshire, you know.
Astarte - Jan 08, 2007 12:01:21 pm PST #8886 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Laura, who apparently gives good flirt, in Bitches:
DH#1 said he was crushed when he found out the joyful smile he thought was for him alone was for everyone. Sorry, but I thought the actual going to bed with him part set him apart from the others.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:14 pm PST #8887 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nutty sums it up:
Lemme splain. No, is too much. Lemme sum up. Christians are delicious to lions and also very flammable. Declining empires have great fun with same. Eastern half of empire (much less decline-y) wins a battle after some vague cross-y dream symbolism. Christians become much less delicious to lions and are dosed with flame-retardant.
SailAweigh - Jan 09, 2007 7:43:42 am PST #8888 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Discussion in Minearverse:
Kevin: I'm surprised FOX are promoting something with 4 months to launch, without casting complete etc.
Topic!Cindy: 4 months? They're launching it in May? I am a bigger skipper/skimmer than I thought.
Kevin: April, probably -- by 4 months I meant including this month.
Topic!Cindy: Oh. Metric system.