amych in bitches:
"I'm sorry, I have to step away a moment - my monkey says I'm being an asshole."
who needs context?
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Cheese Man ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cashmere - Dec 28, 2006 11:35:57 am PST #8857 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Betsy HP - Dec 28, 2006 2:42:47 pm PST #8858 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Kristen in Minearverse:
In related news, I got my rejection letter from Disney in the mail today. They wished me luck in my future endeavors. Should I reply with a picture of my parking space?
Trudy Booth - Dec 28, 2006 8:00:09 pm PST #8859 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: My own mother still won't let me have a bedside lamp in any room I sleep in due to a mitten on a lightbulb when I was 3.
SailAweigh - Dec 29, 2006 5:26:19 am PST #8860 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:
So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*
Strix - Dec 30, 2006 9:06:07 am PST #8861 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
IN Bitches --
Trudy:
Champagne in a can?
Step one: You open the can
Plei
Step two is not, however, putting your junk in that can.
JZ - Dec 31, 2006 8:07:52 pm PST #8862 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
One last Gus, from October 5, 2006, which I found in Premium Cable while looking for erika's fruit punch speech -- come on, y'all, it's a wee small thing but I can't believe nobody had COMM'd it already:
Gus: I am always chipper. I am one of those eternally optimistic Pollyannas that, when you meet them, you want to crush their eternally optimistic little skulls.
Aw, geez. Fuck. Gus. Gus.
erikaj - Dec 31, 2006 8:12:20 pm PST #8863 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
As far as I know, we've never COMM'ed premium. Maybe we think it's for punks or something. But thank you kindly, Ms. Zmayhem.We fucked that up flatter than hammered shit.
Beverly - Dec 31, 2006 9:53:11 pm PST #8864 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Gus talk in Natter:
Karl Thiessen - I always admired Gus's way with the womenfolk; it takes talent to leer in text so that it comes across as complimentary and not creepy. I've never mastered it, myself.
DavidS - He was an incorrigible flirt.
Trudy Booth - It certainly was fun incorriging him.
Ailleann - Jan 01, 2007 4:13:16 am PST #8865 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
In Boxed Set, and I'm sensing a theme:
Cass: Step 1: Open the champagne...
Lee: I am NOT putting my junk in the champagne.
It would hurt, and it's good champagne.
brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 9:03:24 am PST #8866 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
On bacon:
Conversation with a Muslim friend:
MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!
Trudy Booth: Yes. That's how good. they. are.