In Boxed Set, and I'm sensing a theme:
Cass: Step 1: Open the champagne...
Lee: I am NOT putting my junk in the champagne.
It would hurt, and it's good champagne.
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ailleann - Jan 01, 2007 4:13:16 am PST #8865 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 9:03:24 am PST #8866 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
On bacon:
Conversation with a Muslim friend:
MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!
Trudy Booth: Yes. That's how good. they. are.
billytea - Jan 01, 2007 2:15:00 pm PST #8867 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Typo Boy in Beep Me, a sentiment with which I find myself in full agreement:
Announcement: I really like electricity
Analysis: those who enjoy chopping wood may have my share of that particular recreation.
Scrappy - Jan 02, 2007 1:45:18 pm PST #8868 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The irrepressible Aimee:
I MADE TWO SLEEVES!!!
I started the Elf dress last night and successfully made two sleeves complete with contrast lining and trim!! Pictures to be here soon.
I MADE SLEEVES!
Of course, I might end up wearing the sleeves pinned to a matching bra and panties, but what the hell? I MADE SLEEVES!
Laga - Jan 03, 2007 8:10:00 am PST #8869 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Aimee:
She's potty training. It's slow going, but we don't mind because we don't want to push it and put her off of it completely. Yesterday, Joe was in there, attending to business, but he didn't shut the door completely. Em barged in there, watched him pee, and then proclaimed, "GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"
Ailleann - Jan 03, 2007 9:12:10 am PST #8870 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Water, water everywhere... from Natter:
Jessica: If I'm ever elected to office, I want to be photographed with my right hand on The Joy of Cooking.
Topic!Cindy: If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
Jessica: My left hand will be on Alton Brown, but they may have to blur it for television.
Volans - Jan 03, 2007 10:25:52 am PST #8871 of 10000
move out and draw fire
A beautiful pitch, and a perfect hit, in Great Write:
AmyLiz: Ugh. I have to write jacket copy again today. The heroine? A Lycanthrope Queen (which apparently means a kind of cat person in this universe) named Siena (unrelated to the other female character in this series named Cinnamon). And she's a virgin. Of course. And she's tawny and gold and cat-featured and ...
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Astarte: Here KittySue, here Kittysue.
Beverly - Jan 03, 2007 2:59:12 pm PST #8872 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ginger, in B'cracy:
These things are hard to phrase. I think English needs an improbable mood as an auxiliary to the subjunctive.
Theodosia - Jan 03, 2007 3:20:05 pm PST #8873 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Also Ginger:
my stages of grief are Denial, Google, Anger, Bargaining , Depression and Acceptance.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2007 7:29:13 am PST #8874 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Natter:
quoted article: Republicans, still adjusting to their role as the minority party, were irate Wednesday that Democrats were speeding ahead without the minority party's input.
JZ: Oh, boo hoo. Let me wipe away the tears with my party's PLASTIC HAND.