Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:
So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*
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Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:
So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*
IN Bitches --
Trudy:
Champagne in a can?
Step one: You open the can
Plei
Step two is not, however, putting your junk in that can.
One last Gus, from October 5, 2006, which I found in Premium Cable while looking for erika's fruit punch speech -- come on, y'all, it's a wee small thing but I can't believe nobody had COMM'd it already:
Gus: I am always chipper. I am one of those eternally optimistic Pollyannas that, when you meet them, you want to crush their eternally optimistic little skulls.
Aw, geez. Fuck. Gus. Gus.
As far as I know, we've never COMM'ed premium. Maybe we think it's for punks or something. But thank you kindly, Ms. Zmayhem.We fucked that up flatter than hammered shit.
Gus talk in Natter:
Karl Thiessen - I always admired Gus's way with the womenfolk; it takes talent to leer in text so that it comes across as complimentary and not creepy. I've never mastered it, myself.
DavidS - He was an incorrigible flirt.
Trudy Booth - It certainly was fun incorriging him.
In Boxed Set, and I'm sensing a theme:
Cass: Step 1: Open the champagne...
Lee: I am NOT putting my junk in the champagne.
It would hurt, and it's good champagne.
On bacon:
Conversation with a Muslim friend:
MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!
Trudy Booth: Yes. That's how good. they. are.
Typo Boy in Beep Me, a sentiment with which I find myself in full agreement:
Announcement: I really like electricity
Analysis: those who enjoy chopping wood may have my share of that particular recreation.
The irrepressible Aimee:
I MADE TWO SLEEVES!!!
I started the Elf dress last night and successfully made two sleeves complete with contrast lining and trim!! Pictures to be here soon.
I MADE SLEEVES!
Of course, I might end up wearing the sleeves pinned to a matching bra and panties, but what the hell? I MADE SLEEVES!
Aimee:
She's potty training. It's slow going, but we don't mind because we don't want to push it and put her off of it completely. Yesterday, Joe was in there, attending to business, but he didn't shut the door completely. Em barged in there, watched him pee, and then proclaimed, "GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"