Bunnies frighten me.

Anya ,'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


SailAweigh - Dec 29, 2006 5:26:19 am PST #8860 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:

So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*


Strix - Dec 30, 2006 9:06:07 am PST #8861 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

IN Bitches --

Trudy:

Champagne in a can?

Step one: You open the can

Plei

Step two is not, however, putting your junk in that can.


JZ - Dec 31, 2006 8:07:52 pm PST #8862 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

One last Gus, from October 5, 2006, which I found in Premium Cable while looking for erika's fruit punch speech -- come on, y'all, it's a wee small thing but I can't believe nobody had COMM'd it already:

Gus: I am always chipper. I am one of those eternally optimistic Pollyannas that, when you meet them, you want to crush their eternally optimistic little skulls.

Aw, geez. Fuck. Gus. Gus.


erikaj - Dec 31, 2006 8:12:20 pm PST #8863 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

As far as I know, we've never COMM'ed premium. Maybe we think it's for punks or something. But thank you kindly, Ms. Zmayhem.We fucked that up flatter than hammered shit.


Beverly - Dec 31, 2006 9:53:11 pm PST #8864 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Gus talk in Natter:

Karl Thiessen - I always admired Gus's way with the womenfolk; it takes talent to leer in text so that it comes across as complimentary and not creepy. I've never mastered it, myself.

DavidS - He was an incorrigible flirt.

Trudy Booth - It certainly was fun incorriging him.


Ailleann - Jan 01, 2007 4:13:16 am PST #8865 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

In Boxed Set, and I'm sensing a theme:

Cass: Step 1: Open the champagne...

Lee: I am NOT putting my junk in the champagne.

It would hurt, and it's good champagne.


brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 9:03:24 am PST #8866 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

On bacon:

Conversation with a Muslim friend:

MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!

Trudy Booth: Yes. That's how good. they. are.


billytea - Jan 01, 2007 2:15:00 pm PST #8867 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Typo Boy in Beep Me, a sentiment with which I find myself in full agreement:

Announcement: I really like electricity

Analysis: those who enjoy chopping wood may have my share of that particular recreation.


Scrappy - Jan 02, 2007 1:45:18 pm PST #8868 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The irrepressible Aimee:

I MADE TWO SLEEVES!!!

I started the Elf dress last night and successfully made two sleeves complete with contrast lining and trim!! Pictures to be here soon.

I MADE SLEEVES!

Of course, I might end up wearing the sleeves pinned to a matching bra and panties, but what the hell? I MADE SLEEVES!


Laga - Jan 03, 2007 8:10:00 am PST #8869 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Aimee:

She's potty training. It's slow going, but we don't mind because we don't want to push it and put her off of it completely. Yesterday, Joe was in there, attending to business, but he didn't shut the door completely. Em barged in there, watched him pee, and then proclaimed, "GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"