I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Betsy HP - Dec 28, 2006 2:42:47 pm PST #8858 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kristen in Minearverse:

In related news, I got my rejection letter from Disney in the mail today. They wished me luck in my future endeavors. Should I reply with a picture of my parking space?


Trudy Booth - Dec 28, 2006 8:00:09 pm PST #8859 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: My own mother still won't let me have a bedside lamp in any room I sleep in due to a mitten on a lightbulb when I was 3.


SailAweigh - Dec 29, 2006 5:26:19 am PST #8860 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:

So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*


Strix - Dec 30, 2006 9:06:07 am PST #8861 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

IN Bitches --

Trudy:

Champagne in a can?

Step one: You open the can

Plei

Step two is not, however, putting your junk in that can.


JZ - Dec 31, 2006 8:07:52 pm PST #8862 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

One last Gus, from October 5, 2006, which I found in Premium Cable while looking for erika's fruit punch speech -- come on, y'all, it's a wee small thing but I can't believe nobody had COMM'd it already:

Gus: I am always chipper. I am one of those eternally optimistic Pollyannas that, when you meet them, you want to crush their eternally optimistic little skulls.

Aw, geez. Fuck. Gus. Gus.


erikaj - Dec 31, 2006 8:12:20 pm PST #8863 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

As far as I know, we've never COMM'ed premium. Maybe we think it's for punks or something. But thank you kindly, Ms. Zmayhem.We fucked that up flatter than hammered shit.


Beverly - Dec 31, 2006 9:53:11 pm PST #8864 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Gus talk in Natter:

Karl Thiessen - I always admired Gus's way with the womenfolk; it takes talent to leer in text so that it comes across as complimentary and not creepy. I've never mastered it, myself.

DavidS - He was an incorrigible flirt.

Trudy Booth - It certainly was fun incorriging him.


Ailleann - Jan 01, 2007 4:13:16 am PST #8865 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

In Boxed Set, and I'm sensing a theme:

Cass: Step 1: Open the champagne...

Lee: I am NOT putting my junk in the champagne.

It would hurt, and it's good champagne.


brenda m - Jan 01, 2007 9:03:24 am PST #8866 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

On bacon:

Conversation with a Muslim friend:

MF: Trudy, how could you eat PORK?!?!? They're horrible animals! They're canibalistic! They eat. their. young!!!!!

Trudy Booth: Yes. That's how good. they. are.


billytea - Jan 01, 2007 2:15:00 pm PST #8867 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Typo Boy in Beep Me, a sentiment with which I find myself in full agreement:

Announcement: I really like electricity

Analysis: those who enjoy chopping wood may have my share of that particular recreation.