'Out Of Gas'
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Ginger brings the Holiday funny:
Many, many packages went in the mail today and I just fed some into the APC box until it refused to take any more packages. Towards the end, I ran out of packing tape. Some people who read this may get packages sealed with duct tape. Just think, "Oh, look. It's one of the last packages Ginger wrapped before she had to be sent to the home."
Liese S. in Natter:
Can you guys come lick envelopes for me? It's like porn; it involves tongues.
this is funny to the ten people that read Buffistatech, but dude, it's really funny.
DXM: The problem is that there's apparently no hardware available that can run AmigaOS 4.0.
tommyrot: According to Hyperion, the new hardware platform will be announced by third parties early 2007.
I poked around at the Hyperion site for a bit but could find no info on this. So I dunno what the hardware platform will be.
DXM: Perhaps it will be a little metal stand upon which one can display a CD of the OS.
Nattering...
DavidS: Who knows anything about Kyrgyzstan?
Sean: I do!
It grows to about 13-15 feet (sometimes as large as 20 feet, weighs in at about 4500 pounds, lives in coastal waters where the temperature stays between 54 to 75 degrees F, can range as far as 12,500 kilometers and can dive up to 4200 feet.
They have rows and rows of razor sharp teeth, and will eat anything that moves, though its typical diet consists of seals, sealions, cetaceans, and large birds and fish. They have to keep swimming constantly, in order to keep water moving over their gills, or they'll die.
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Oh, wait. That's a great white shark.
amych in bitches:
"I'm sorry, I have to step away a moment - my monkey says I'm being an asshole."
who needs context?
Kristen in Minearverse:
In related news, I got my rejection letter from Disney in the mail today. They wished me luck in my future endeavors. Should I reply with a picture of my parking space?
Aimée: My own mother still won't let me have a bedside lamp in any room I sleep in due to a mitten on a lightbulb when I was 3.
Frankenbuddha in Minearverse:
So flip-flops and courderoys would be the ultimate fashion don't for a jewel thief. *voom voom thwuck voom voom thwuck*
IN Bitches --
Trudy:
Champagne in a can?
Step one: You open the can
Plei
Step two is not, however, putting your junk in that can.
One last Gus, from October 5, 2006, which I found in Premium Cable while looking for erika's fruit punch speech -- come on, y'all, it's a wee small thing but I can't believe nobody had COMM'd it already:
Gus: I am always chipper. I am one of those eternally optimistic Pollyannas that, when you meet them, you want to crush their eternally optimistic little skulls.
Aw, geez. Fuck. Gus. Gus.