'Unleashed'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cashmere, in Bitches
Mom hit the deer. Mom always hits the deer. Sister called because Mom was going to the ER with the friend who was riding home from Bingo with her.
No deer is safe from my mother.
...
Deer are a particular problem in the rural area I grew up in--LOTS of corn fields, LOTS of deer.
No predators.
Unless you count my mother and her Chrysler.
In Boxed Set
tommyrot: "SCI FI Channel has given a green light to Tin Man, a wild SF reimagining of The Wizard of Oz, as its next six-hour original miniseries." [...] "The miniseries is a sometimes psychedelic, often twisted and always bizarre take on The Wizard of Oz. It centers on DG, a young woman plucked from her humdrum life and thrust into The Outer Zone (the O.Z.), a fantastical realm filled with wonder, but oppressed by dark magic." [link]
Jessica: People, did we learn nothing from the movie version of The Wiz? This is a BAD IDEA!
tommyrot: Maybe they could do a scifi reimagining of "Annie." It turns out that Daddy Warbucks is developing A.I. weapons technology. They all live in a fantastic alternate reality, where no one has eyes....
DXMachina: The gun will come out tomorrow...
In Natter
msbelle:
good thing I checked the bags, I had not packed my underthings.
Allyson:
Yeah, you really can't go commando to the embassy.
ita: Finished watching Angel S2 today. Friend I was watching it with just fell for Fred, and hard. I have no idea why I didn't see it coming--he's besotted with Willow and adores Kaylee. Some people.
Cass: We call these people ... Joss.
Cass: The snow is your fault, isn't it?
Jilli VoiceOfReason: I did NOT summon the snow demons this time. Not that anyone believes me, but I really didn't.
Cass: No, I believe you...I'll just have to go find someone new to blame now...
ita: Seems like the perfect opportunity to blame Canada.
Cass: Good point. It's them or Alaska, and I am not motivated to write a new song when a perfectly good one already exists.
Jessica: McDonald's has filed a patent application for sandwich-making:
Patent application WO2006068865 relates to the "pre-assembly of sandwich components and simultaneous preparation of different parts of the same sandwich". It covers the "simultaneous toasting of a bread component" and heating a "meat and/or cheese filling". And it says the company has invented a way to add garnishes and condiments using a "sandwich assembly tool".
The patent says McDonald's wants to cut down on the time and labour required to put its sandwiches together. The company also wants them to look and taste the same and has come up with what it describes as "novel methods" to put them together.
The assembly tool contains a "cavity" into which the sandwich-maker places the garnish ("including, but not limited to, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles, chilli, coleslaw, giardinera, peppers, spinach, radishes, olives, egg, cooked bacon and cheese") and the condiments ("ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, sauces, relish, oils, salt, pepper, barbecue sauce, steak sauce, hot sauce, dressings including salad dressings, yogurt, butter, margarine and liquid or semi-liquid cheese").
A "bread component" is then placed over the cavity and the assembly tool "inverted" to tip out the contents. "Typically, a sandwich filling will thereafter be placed in the bread component," the 55-page patent explains. "Often the sandwich filling is the source of the name of the sandwich, for example - ham sandwich."
Theodosia: Mmmmmm, sounds delicious.
Pete, in Bitches
Ricockulous!
Aimee
in
Bitches:
Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes for The Princess. In typical two year old fashion: My mom called this morning to wish her a Happy Birthday. Em took the phone, said "Hi.", listened for a minute. My mom was singing Happy Birthday. Em threw the phone on the couch, pointed at it fiercely, and yelled, "NO BIRTHDAY!"
Not funny, but so awesome...
In Minearverse
Kristen: So I guess it's official now and everything. 'Cause, you know, my boss just announced it on the internet.
tommyrot: Every time I see a Mitsubishi Galant, I think that they should also have a Mitsubishi Goofus.
Steph L.: "Galant is always fuel-efficient, because it knows our natural resources are limited. Goofus only gets 2 mpg, because it wants to look cool to all the SUVs and Hummers."