Hec, in Bitches:
I am such the ray of sunshine. Hmmm, maybe this is why people run away from me at cocktail parties...
"Doom, doom, doom. Would you like some chips? Did I mention you're fucked?"
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Hec, in Bitches:
I am such the ray of sunshine. Hmmm, maybe this is why people run away from me at cocktail parties...
"Doom, doom, doom. Would you like some chips? Did I mention you're fucked?"
In Natter. (Sorry, Nutty.)
Frankenbuddha:
So, if astronaut vs. caveman happened on a squash court, who would win?
Jessica:
Nutty.
Hey!!
What? You win!
Ple, on trying to convince the Lilybean to eat:
I tried the snacking on her snacks thing. Now she just tries to feed me all the time.
Aimée: "All Natural Applesauce" has HFCS in it. "100% Juice" has HFCS in it.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
It's like that additive in the air on Miranda. Eventually, we're all gonna be so damned obese from HFCS that were all just gonna lay down and die.
Except for 1% of the population that has the opposite reaction and are all murdering, raping, cannibalistic Super Models.
Tim: I'm going to be at the Worldcon in Anaheim on these dates for these panels:
Wed 8/23 4:00 PM Title: WHY DOESN'T SF SEEM TO LAST ON TV?
Strega: Oh, oh, I know this one!
ita: She's the seed of her own refutation, not to mention the (cow-generated) fertiliser.
In Minearverse:
Betsy HP: The batshit is found in all walks of life. (And can be cleaned off with the Hose of Reality.)
In Bitches:
Cashmere - We're being invaded by snot monsters. This can't be good.
Vortex - As long as you follow up with a phone call, I think it's fine.