In Minearverse:
Betsy HP: The batshit is found in all walks of life. (And can be cleaned off with the Hose of Reality.)
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
ChiKat - Aug 15, 2006 1:06:45 pm PDT #8622 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Beverly - Aug 16, 2006 6:05:34 am PDT #8623 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches:
Cashmere - We're being invaded by snot monsters. This can't be good.
Vortex - As long as you follow up with a phone call, I think it's fine.
Liese S. - Aug 16, 2006 8:37:04 am PDT #8624 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
msbelle in Natter:
does anyone else think ita's personal cheer is:
Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!
Aims - Aug 16, 2006 2:04:47 pm PDT #8625 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
eveiljimi in Minearverse:
So if the [jewish] son is dating a transexual is it, "oy vey, my son is dating a shiksa-bob"?
DXMachina - Aug 16, 2006 2:19:48 pm PDT #8626 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Oy!
Dana - Aug 16, 2006 4:08:10 pm PDT #8627 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
In Natter:
Gus: Wait. Crap. What was the argument?
Erin: The right word to hate God with.
Topic!Cindy: Is it misotheist?
Erin: Nope -- that's the term for "God's hot Japanese soup."
Steph L. - Aug 16, 2006 6:03:36 pm PDT #8628 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter:
Trudy: My family was fairly hippie so it wasn't unusual for me to see my folks naked. Of course, when I was six I knew nothing about testicles so I thought my Father had three penises.
Which made sense to me because he had three children.
Glamcookie - Aug 17, 2006 2:25:28 pm PDT #8629 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
aurelia in Natter:
My mother once pulled over to spank me, my brother and the dog.
tommyrot - Aug 17, 2006 2:52:08 pm PDT #8630 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kat in Natter:
...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat.
SailAweigh - Aug 17, 2006 3:04:43 pm PDT #8631 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches:
Aimee: Women who can't have an orgasm by doctor's orders should not have to fold laundry.
Jars: Nuns must wear some wrinkly habits.