Ple, on trying to convince the Lilybean to eat:
I tried the snacking on her snacks thing. Now she just tries to feed me all the time.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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billytea - Aug 12, 2006 9:02:17 pm PDT #8618 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Trudy Booth - Aug 14, 2006 7:27:18 am PDT #8619 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: "All Natural Applesauce" has HFCS in it. "100% Juice" has HFCS in it.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
It's like that additive in the air on Miranda. Eventually, we're all gonna be so damned obese from HFCS that were all just gonna lay down and die.
Except for 1% of the population that has the opposite reaction and are all murdering, raping, cannibalistic Super Models.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 1:29:47 pm PDT #8620 of 10000
What is even happening?
Tim: I'm going to be at the Worldcon in Anaheim on these dates for these panels:
Wed 8/23 4:00 PM Title: WHY DOESN'T SF SEEM TO LAST ON TV?
Strega: Oh, oh, I know this one!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2006 7:39:18 am PDT #8621 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: She's the seed of her own refutation, not to mention the (cow-generated) fertiliser.
ChiKat - Aug 15, 2006 1:06:45 pm PDT #8622 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Minearverse:
Betsy HP: The batshit is found in all walks of life. (And can be cleaned off with the Hose of Reality.)
Beverly - Aug 16, 2006 6:05:34 am PDT #8623 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches:
Cashmere - We're being invaded by snot monsters. This can't be good.
Vortex - As long as you follow up with a phone call, I think it's fine.
Liese S. - Aug 16, 2006 8:37:04 am PDT #8624 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
msbelle in Natter:
does anyone else think ita's personal cheer is:
Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!
Aims - Aug 16, 2006 2:04:47 pm PDT #8625 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
eveiljimi in Minearverse:
So if the [jewish] son is dating a transexual is it, "oy vey, my son is dating a shiksa-bob"?
DXMachina - Aug 16, 2006 2:19:48 pm PDT #8626 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Oy!
Dana - Aug 16, 2006 4:08:10 pm PDT #8627 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
In Natter:
Gus: Wait. Crap. What was the argument?
Erin: The right word to hate God with.
Topic!Cindy: Is it misotheist?
Erin: Nope -- that's the term for "God's hot Japanese soup."