msbelle in Natter:
does anyone else think ita's personal cheer is:
Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!
Xander ,'Lessons'
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msbelle in Natter:
does anyone else think ita's personal cheer is:
Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!
eveiljimi in Minearverse:
So if the [jewish] son is dating a transexual is it, "oy vey, my son is dating a shiksa-bob"?
Oy!
In Natter:
Gus: Wait. Crap. What was the argument?
Erin: The right word to hate God with.
Topic!Cindy: Is it misotheist?
Erin: Nope -- that's the term for "God's hot Japanese soup."
In Natter:
Trudy: My family was fairly hippie so it wasn't unusual for me to see my folks naked. Of course, when I was six I knew nothing about testicles so I thought my Father had three penises.
Which made sense to me because he had three children.
aurelia in Natter:
My mother once pulled over to spank me, my brother and the dog.
Kat in Natter:
...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat.
In Bitches:
Aimee: Women who can't have an orgasm by doctor's orders should not have to fold laundry.
Jars: Nuns must wear some wrinkly habits.
in Bitches:
Aimee: When the polite people came for the namecallingistas, I remained silent; I was fucking polite.
In Natter:
Allyson: I need some sort of project to keep my mind busy until I get notes from my editor. My mind is racing and overheating. So annoying.
ita: Oh! Shit! I have a lesson plan or two to put together for krav tonight. Eek.
tommyrot:
I need some sort of project to keep my mind busy until I get notes from my editor.
You could create ita's krav lesson plans....
ita: Totally! Here are the specs: It's for blue, brown and black belts, and should involve ground, or vision drills, or both.
Allyson: Do you have one of those helmet Obi Wan put on Luke Skywalker to teach him how to lightsaber-fence while blind? Because that would be a great lesson.
For the ground fighting, I suggest a large ring made of chicken wire and you can periodically get on a mike and yell, "MasterBlaster rules Barter Town" and "2 Kravvers Enter, One Kravver Leaves."
Allyson: Wait. Do you have a chainmail dress?