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Pix - Aug 07, 2006 5:23:42 am PDT #8610 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Aimee in Bitches:

BT, if you're about, there was a brief conversation about you today in our house.

Me: Oooh! Billytea is going to be here this month!

MM: Really? When?

Me: End of the month I think. We get to meet the Wallabee!

MM: How long has he had a wallaby?

Me: Oh, I think about a year. I lose track of time. He got her in Austrailia.

MM: He just go out and get one?

Me: No, I think they met online.

t cricket

MM: Are you taking about a person or a marsupial?

Katie M - Aug 08, 2006 10:20:30 am PDT #8611 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

sarameg in Natter:

Natter: We might not be able to fix your problems, but we can usually come up with really creative revenge scenarios.

Liese S. - Aug 09, 2006 2:01:44 pm PDT #8612 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Boxed Set, about Eureka:

Jessica: why would being paranoid about aliens make you create a crop circle?

ita: No fucking idea, really.

Vortex: why do you have to be naked while doing it?

ita: Oh, that one I know--because it's fun.

Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2006 7:41:35 am PDT #8613 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L.: Booze and pills -- I wanna be a Ramone!

Ailleann - Aug 10, 2006 4:33:29 pm PDT #8614 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Hec, in Bitches:

I am such the ray of sunshine. Hmmm, maybe this is why people run away from me at cocktail parties...

"Doom, doom, doom. Would you like some chips? Did I mention you're fucked?"

bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 6:45:24 am PDT #8615 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In Natter. (Sorry, Nutty.)

Frankenbuddha:

So, if astronaut vs. caveman happened on a squash court, who would win?

Jessica:

Nutty.

Nutty - Aug 11, 2006 9:09:00 am PDT #8616 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey!!

WindSparrow - Aug 11, 2006 2:43:52 pm PDT #8617 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What? You win!

billytea - Aug 12, 2006 9:02:17 pm PDT #8618 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ple, on trying to convince the Lilybean to eat:

I tried the snacking on her snacks thing. Now she just tries to feed me all the time.

Trudy Booth - Aug 14, 2006 7:27:18 am PDT #8619 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: "All Natural Applesauce" has HFCS in it. "100% Juice" has HFCS in it.

IT'S EVERYWHERE.

It's like that additive in the air on Miranda. Eventually, we're all gonna be so damned obese from HFCS that were all just gonna lay down and die.

Except for 1% of the population that has the opposite reaction and are all murdering, raping, cannibalistic Super Models.

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