sarameg in Natter:
Natter: We might not be able to fix your problems, but we can usually come up with really creative revenge scenarios.
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sarameg in Natter:
Natter: We might not be able to fix your problems, but we can usually come up with really creative revenge scenarios.
In Boxed Set, about Eureka:
Jessica: why would being paranoid about aliens make you create a crop circle?
ita: No fucking idea, really.
Vortex: why do you have to be naked while doing it?
ita: Oh, that one I know--because it's fun.
Steph L.: Booze and pills -- I wanna be a Ramone!
Hec, in Bitches:
I am such the ray of sunshine. Hmmm, maybe this is why people run away from me at cocktail parties...
"Doom, doom, doom. Would you like some chips? Did I mention you're fucked?"
In Natter. (Sorry, Nutty.)
Frankenbuddha:
So, if astronaut vs. caveman happened on a squash court, who would win?
Jessica:
Nutty.
Hey!!
What? You win!
Ple, on trying to convince the Lilybean to eat:
I tried the snacking on her snacks thing. Now she just tries to feed me all the time.
Aimée: "All Natural Applesauce" has HFCS in it. "100% Juice" has HFCS in it.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
It's like that additive in the air on Miranda. Eventually, we're all gonna be so damned obese from HFCS that were all just gonna lay down and die.
Except for 1% of the population that has the opposite reaction and are all murdering, raping, cannibalistic Super Models.
Tim: I'm going to be at the Worldcon in Anaheim on these dates for these panels:
Wed 8/23 4:00 PM Title: WHY DOESN'T SF SEEM TO LAST ON TV?
Strega: Oh, oh, I know this one!