Some minor attributions from the F2F:
Katefate did say the "no downside to cleavage" line.
"I had to sleep with him" was Trudy.
And the one from me - I was misquoted. Please take out the word "always" (the rest is accurate).
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Toddson - May 25, 2006 11:30:32 am PDT #8492 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Toddson - May 26, 2006 10:12:34 am PDT #8493 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The inimitable - and graduated! - SA:
Not many folks can text message porn while driving ninety through the Appalachians. Maybe I can list that as a skill on my CV.
Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2006 10:31:04 am PDT #8494 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita, in the movies thread, discussing why she's not psyched for the new Superman Returns movie:
He's not supposed to be stupid. But more important, he's not supposed to be emo. And that's what I'm feeling.
Trudy Booth - May 26, 2006 1:52:09 pm PDT #8495 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DavidS: The Halloweenie will be eligible to joint the D.A.R. as Johan Schmeh fought in the Revolutionary War, reputedly being at Valley Forge that winter. (He was from Maryland so this seems possible.)
JZ: Well, shit. Here I was taking perverse pride in my family being one of the most non-Anglo white families ever, and now I've blown it.
This is the kind of thing you really should tell a girl before you knock her up.
esse - May 29, 2006 5:27:41 pm PDT #8496 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was clever, in Bitches:
Emily: Somebody else make all my decisions for me, okay?
amych: Portland it is. Also, the black pants tomorrow, and tuna sandwich for lunch.
Perkins: No. San Francisco, and the blue skirt, plus a nice chicken sandwich.
Nicole - May 30, 2006 3:02:28 am PDT #8497 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Pete in F2F:
Excuse me Sir, but my bollocks remain on constant alert for collisions and chance feel-ups.
Pix - May 31, 2006 1:29:34 pm PDT #8498 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The return of the Miracleborn Show in Bitches:
Aimee: Can I have an aardvark?
Miracleman: No.
Aimee: WHY??
Miracleman: Because it's a fuc--
Hm.
Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.
Aims - May 31, 2006 1:30:30 pm PDT #8499 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sad that that theme never really changes.
esse - May 31, 2006 4:15:12 pm PDT #8500 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was said with such nonchalance:
sarameg: Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home.
deborah grabien - Jun 02, 2006 11:16:29 am PDT #8501 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
The divine Raq, in F2F, context can blow me:
Oh please. Nobody names their clit "Mr. Pointy."