Pete in F2F:
Excuse me Sir, but my bollocks remain on constant alert for collisions and chance feel-ups.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nicole - May 30, 2006 3:02:28 am PDT #8497 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Pix - May 31, 2006 1:29:34 pm PDT #8498 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The return of the Miracleborn Show in Bitches:
Aimee: Can I have an aardvark?
Miracleman: No.
Aimee: WHY??
Miracleman: Because it's a fuc--
Hm.
Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.
Aims - May 31, 2006 1:30:30 pm PDT #8499 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sad that that theme never really changes.
esse - May 31, 2006 4:15:12 pm PDT #8500 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was said with such nonchalance:
sarameg: Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home.
deborah grabien - Jun 02, 2006 11:16:29 am PDT #8501 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
The divine Raq, in F2F, context can blow me:
Oh please. Nobody names their clit "Mr. Pointy."
Trudy Booth - Jun 03, 2006 1:37:45 pm PDT #8502 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Raq (again!) : Actually, another friend just went to Egypt for R&R, but to a Red Sea resort. This is the one who had a grenade tossed at her house. I asked if she'd gotten bored waiting for her house to be bombed and had gone to one of the places most likely to be blown up to get some action.
Theodosia - Jun 03, 2006 3:35:22 pm PDT #8503 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From earlier in the F2F topic:
Sean K:
Someone's evilness is showing.
Polter-Cow:
It looks suspiciously like cleavage.
Spidra Webster - Jun 04, 2006 9:29:28 am PDT #8504 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Raq in Bitches:
OTOH, Mallory just rotated his pacifier in his mouth, like an airplane propellor, using only his tongue. That's going to make him popular someday.
Trudy Booth - Jun 04, 2006 4:01:15 pm PDT #8505 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow: I dreamed I danced with Jack Nicholson. He was taller than I expected.
Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 5:44:55 am PDT #8506 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
smonster in F2F, context withheld:
Oh, fer the love of PADDYWHACK. I'm going to have to go pro, aren't I?