ita, in the movies thread, discussing why she's not psyched for the new Superman Returns movie:
He's not supposed to be stupid. But more important, he's not supposed to be emo. And that's what I'm feeling.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2006 10:31:04 am PDT #8494 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Trudy Booth - May 26, 2006 1:52:09 pm PDT #8495 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DavidS: The Halloweenie will be eligible to joint the D.A.R. as Johan Schmeh fought in the Revolutionary War, reputedly being at Valley Forge that winter. (He was from Maryland so this seems possible.)
JZ: Well, shit. Here I was taking perverse pride in my family being one of the most non-Anglo white families ever, and now I've blown it.
This is the kind of thing you really should tell a girl before you knock her up.
esse - May 29, 2006 5:27:41 pm PDT #8496 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was clever, in Bitches:
Emily: Somebody else make all my decisions for me, okay?
amych: Portland it is. Also, the black pants tomorrow, and tuna sandwich for lunch.
Perkins: No. San Francisco, and the blue skirt, plus a nice chicken sandwich.
Nicole - May 30, 2006 3:02:28 am PDT #8497 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Pete in F2F:
Excuse me Sir, but my bollocks remain on constant alert for collisions and chance feel-ups.
Pix - May 31, 2006 1:29:34 pm PDT #8498 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The return of the Miracleborn Show in Bitches:
Aimee: Can I have an aardvark?
Miracleman: No.
Aimee: WHY??
Miracleman: Because it's a fuc--
Hm.
Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.
Aims - May 31, 2006 1:30:30 pm PDT #8499 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sad that that theme never really changes.
esse - May 31, 2006 4:15:12 pm PDT #8500 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was said with such nonchalance:
sarameg: Some people around here may remember the summer of 2002 when I admitted that I sat wearing a bag of frozen peas on my head when I was at home.
deborah grabien - Jun 02, 2006 11:16:29 am PDT #8501 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
The divine Raq, in F2F, context can blow me:
Oh please. Nobody names their clit "Mr. Pointy."
Trudy Booth - Jun 03, 2006 1:37:45 pm PDT #8502 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Raq (again!) : Actually, another friend just went to Egypt for R&R, but to a Red Sea resort. This is the one who had a grenade tossed at her house. I asked if she'd gotten bored waiting for her house to be bombed and had gone to one of the places most likely to be blown up to get some action.
Theodosia - Jun 03, 2006 3:35:22 pm PDT #8503 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From earlier in the F2F topic:
Sean K:
Someone's evilness is showing.
Polter-Cow:
It looks suspiciously like cleavage.