The divine Raq, in F2F, context can blow me:
Oh please. Nobody names their clit "Mr. Pointy."
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The divine Raq, in F2F, context can blow me:
Oh please. Nobody names their clit "Mr. Pointy."
Raq (again!) : Actually, another friend just went to Egypt for R&R, but to a Red Sea resort. This is the one who had a grenade tossed at her house. I asked if she'd gotten bored waiting for her house to be bombed and had gone to one of the places most likely to be blown up to get some action.
From earlier in the F2F topic:
Sean K:
Someone's evilness is showing.
Polter-Cow:
It looks suspiciously like cleavage.
Raq in Bitches:
OTOH, Mallory just rotated his pacifier in his mouth, like an airplane propellor, using only his tongue. That's going to make him popular someday.
Polter-Cow: I dreamed I danced with Jack Nicholson. He was taller than I expected.
smonster in F2F, context withheld:
Oh, fer the love of PADDYWHACK. I'm going to have to go pro, aren't I?
Sean K in F2F:
"Do NOT Sharpie the cat."
Matt The Bruins Fan in Movies:
From what I hear it's a bunch of people in cowboy boots swearing and shooting at each other. If I want to see that, I can get it for free here.
(Who needs context?)
In F2F
Steph L.
Welcome to the cat thread.
Somewhere, Hec is weeping.
KristinT
I have two shorthaired cats. Maybe that will help.
In F2F:
Hec: You should paint his balls with Ritalin so he gets his daily dose.
Even funnier out of context.