Anne W:
It was a freak genuflection accident.
Jess to Pete
(in the Smooshcab): Uh, Pete? That's my hand.
Pete:
That's you? Oh crap.
Teppy
(At the Baseball Game): Ma'am, please open your frog.
Katefate:
There is no downside to cleavage!
Hec:
This is the best coifed F2F yet!
Nicole
(regarding her cleavage?): It keeps falling in the crevice, I can't make it stop!
I have a banter problem.
Aimée,
discussing payment and perks for the babysitter, with MM: Porn's cheaper than room service, what the hell!
Miracleman:
Mel, there's a can in your cleavage - and it RUINS THE LINE!
Kristin:
I was manly in my tallness... shut up!
Come here, I'll tie you back up.
ChiKat:
Do you count from the last time you had sex, or the last time you had sex with someone else?
I can't talk to you if you're biting me.
It's okay, my butt is absorbent.
Jilli:
How did I misplace a black & pink coffin?
There is perfect... and there is Buffista.
Kate P:
I'm not sober enough to turn down kissing anyone!
Aimée:
Jilli, can I have Pete's pickle?
Jilli:
Hell, yeah.
Take me to the cowboys.
EpicTangent:
They put Gronk in my coffee?!?
smonster:
No, ass-grabbing here is just a "Hi, how are you?"
Miracleman to Juliana:
We look like superheroes!
Pete to Miracleman:
Actually,
you
look like a sidekick.
With all due respect, fuck you!
Me! Me! I put out!
Beth B:
Who else is my husband kissing?
I like how he just whips it out.
Pete
(at the sushi bar): Fish me!
There's two different kinds of hair product: defining gel & vagueing gel.
Deena as Pete:
I am so utterly adorable.
Jilli:
Now we know it's for drinking, not for lighting on fire.
Hec to Teppy:
I bought you used, cheap, German porn.
SuziQ
(in the crush of the HS): Am I leaning on Pete?
Jilli & Juliana:
Yeah.
SuziQ:
Oh fuck!
Kristin
(after a few minutes of viewing Tommyrot's HS footage): I think I'm going to go be in the party instead of watching it.
Juliana:
Where the fuck is the Frenet?
Jilli:
You drank it.
Juliana:
Oh, right.
Trudy:
I was honor-bound to sleep with him. A lot.
Did the chair move for you?
You need two little women.
They're boy-pants! I mean,
girl
boy-pants – They're pants of indeterminate gender.
SuziQ:
We are now on Pacific Bitch-Time.
And finally, when
Pete
was transcribing all the quotes from the whiteboard, he was asking the room if they knew who had said what...
Teppy:
Yup, that's me.
Teppy:
That was me.
Teppy:
That was me too.
Pete:
Don't tell me, you also invented the internet, didn't you?
beth b:
At one point it was decided that people are much thinner when they are drunk.
beth b:
At one point it was decided that people are much thinner when they are drunk.
But you get two of them from the double vision.
I don't know who she was replying to and I can't find the quote again but I think it was in Bitches.
Buffista X: my boss' boss' boss
ita: That's your great-grandboss!
If I got the details wrong, I'm sure Stompy!ita can correct it.
Some minor attributions from the F2F:
Katefate did say the "no downside to cleavage" line.
"I had to sleep with him" was Trudy.
And the one from me - I was misquoted. Please take out the word "always" (the rest is accurate).
The inimitable - and graduated! - SA:
Not many folks can text message porn while driving ninety through the Appalachians. Maybe I can list that as a skill on my CV.
ita, in the movies thread, discussing why she's not psyched for the new Superman Returns movie:
He's not supposed to be stupid. But more important, he's not supposed to be emo. And that's what I'm feeling.
