But you get two of them from the double vision.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2006 4:22:30 am PDT #8489 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Spidra Webster - May 25, 2006 5:21:20 am PDT #8490 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I don't know who she was replying to and I can't find the quote again but I think it was in Bitches.
Buffista X: my boss' boss' boss
ita: That's your great-grandboss!
If I got the details wrong, I'm sure Stompy!ita can correct it.
-t - May 25, 2006 6:38:46 am PDT #8491 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Buffista X = Aimee
"ita" = lisah
Toddson - May 25, 2006 11:30:32 am PDT #8492 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Some minor attributions from the F2F:
Katefate did say the "no downside to cleavage" line.
"I had to sleep with him" was Trudy.
And the one from me - I was misquoted. Please take out the word "always" (the rest is accurate).
Toddson - May 26, 2006 10:12:34 am PDT #8493 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The inimitable - and graduated! - SA:
Not many folks can text message porn while driving ninety through the Appalachians. Maybe I can list that as a skill on my CV.
Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2006 10:31:04 am PDT #8494 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita, in the movies thread, discussing why she's not psyched for the new Superman Returns movie:
He's not supposed to be stupid. But more important, he's not supposed to be emo. And that's what I'm feeling.
Trudy Booth - May 26, 2006 1:52:09 pm PDT #8495 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DavidS: The Halloweenie will be eligible to joint the D.A.R. as Johan Schmeh fought in the Revolutionary War, reputedly being at Valley Forge that winter. (He was from Maryland so this seems possible.)
JZ: Well, shit. Here I was taking perverse pride in my family being one of the most non-Anglo white families ever, and now I've blown it.
This is the kind of thing you really should tell a girl before you knock her up.
esse - May 29, 2006 5:27:41 pm PDT #8496 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it was clever, in Bitches:
Emily: Somebody else make all my decisions for me, okay?
amych: Portland it is. Also, the black pants tomorrow, and tuna sandwich for lunch.
Perkins: No. San Francisco, and the blue skirt, plus a nice chicken sandwich.
Nicole - May 30, 2006 3:02:28 am PDT #8497 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Pete in F2F:
Excuse me Sir, but my bollocks remain on constant alert for collisions and chance feel-ups.
Pix - May 31, 2006 1:29:34 pm PDT #8498 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The return of the Miracleborn Show in Bitches:
Aimee: Can I have an aardvark?
Miracleman: No.
Aimee: WHY??
Miracleman: Because it's a fuc--
Hm.
Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.