smonster:
No, ass-grabbing here is just a "Hi, how are you?"
Miracleman to Juliana:
We look like superheroes!
Pete to Miracleman:
Actually,
you
look like a sidekick.
With all due respect, fuck you!
Me! Me! I put out!
Beth B:
Who else is my husband kissing?
I like how he just whips it out.
Pete
(at the sushi bar): Fish me!
There's two different kinds of hair product: defining gel & vagueing gel.
Deena as Pete:
I am so utterly adorable.
Jilli:
Now we know it's for drinking, not for lighting on fire.
Hec to Teppy:
I bought you used, cheap, German porn.
SuziQ
(in the crush of the HS): Am I leaning on Pete?
Jilli & Juliana:
Yeah.
SuziQ:
Oh fuck!
Kristin
(after a few minutes of viewing Tommyrot's HS footage): I think I'm going to go be in the party instead of watching it.
Juliana:
Where the fuck is the Frenet?
Jilli:
You drank it.
Juliana:
Oh, right.
Trudy:
I was honor-bound to sleep with him. A lot.
Did the chair move for you?
You need two little women.
They're boy-pants! I mean,
girl
boy-pants – They're pants of indeterminate gender.
SuziQ:
We are now on Pacific Bitch-Time.
And finally, when
Pete
was transcribing all the quotes from the whiteboard, he was asking the room if they knew who had said what...
Teppy:
Yup, that's me.
Teppy:
That was me.
Teppy:
That was me too.
Pete:
Don't tell me, you also invented the internet, didn't you?
beth b:
At one point it was decided that people are much thinner when they are drunk.
beth b:
At one point it was decided that people are much thinner when they are drunk.
But you get two of them from the double vision.
I don't know who she was replying to and I can't find the quote again but I think it was in Bitches.
Buffista X: my boss' boss' boss
ita: That's your great-grandboss!
If I got the details wrong, I'm sure Stompy!ita can correct it.
Some minor attributions from the F2F:
Katefate did say the "no downside to cleavage" line.
"I had to sleep with him" was Trudy.
And the one from me - I was misquoted. Please take out the word "always" (the rest is accurate).
The inimitable - and graduated! - SA:
Not many folks can text message porn while driving ninety through the Appalachians. Maybe I can list that as a skill on my CV.
ita, in the movies thread, discussing why she's not psyched for the new Superman Returns movie:
He's not supposed to be stupid. But more important, he's not supposed to be emo. And that's what I'm feeling.
DavidS:
The Halloweenie will be eligible to joint the D.A.R. as Johan Schmeh fought in the Revolutionary War, reputedly being at Valley Forge that winter. (He was from Maryland so this seems possible.)
JZ:
Well, shit. Here I was taking perverse pride in my family being one of the most non-Anglo white families ever, and now I've blown it.
This is the kind of thing you really should tell a girl before you knock her up.
