billytea in Bitches:
He's calling from inside your pants!!
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Aims - May 04, 2006 9:24:12 am PDT #8451 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 05, 2006 10:44:25 am PDT #8452 of 10000
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Talking about the rerelease of the original Star Wars trilogy...
Raq: The Redux versions of the original 3 just exacerbated demand for these. He's Bill Gates, in his own way.
Gudanov: It's New Coke and Coke Classic all over again.
tommyrot: Coke Classic shot first.
Trudy Booth - May 06, 2006 10:02:29 am PDT #8453 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DebetEsse: Homework, baybee. Getting my Masters in typing and coloring. We have a couple hundred posters and 4, I think, timelines I have to color. Because TPTB haven't heard of color printing.
Ginger: They live in the land without Kinko's?
DebetEsse: When they went through the training, they had to trace the outlines to color from a projected image on the wall. Uphill both ways. Barefoot. In the snow.
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:04:46 am PDT #8454 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
JZ in Natter:
The forecast definitely calls for lots and lots of sleep, with a slight possibility of mattress-shopping. Two nights ago Hec and I were jolted awake at 2:15 by some asshole ringing our doorbell for no reason, and last night we were attacked by the mattress and slept a total of maybe 6 hours between us. The mattress has gone well past old and tired into a state of active rage that we're still using it, and is now deliberately thwarting our every attempt at loss of consciousness. It's war. It's the mattress or us, and we're the ones with brains and credit cards, dammit.
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:05:04 am PDT #8455 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:07:47 am PDT #8456 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Fay - May 08, 2006 11:38:47 am PDT #8457 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The fair Teppy in Bitches (context be damned):
I'm a *lady,* you scapegrace! I don't stare at men's cocks!
Often
Aims - May 10, 2006 10:06:44 am PDT #8458 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Bitches:
ChiKat: What is a flocked sponge?
Cass: A sponge only your friends can read.
Nicole - May 10, 2006 10:20:31 am PDT #8459 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Darn you, Aims! I was just coming to post that!
Aims - May 10, 2006 10:39:10 am PDT #8460 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Neener.